Comments on: Rarely have I read an article where a reporter from a national mainstream magazine was so blatantly creaming in his jeans over the awesomeness that is teen parenthood. http://punkassblog.com/2008/09/01/rarely-have-i-read-an-article-where-a-reporter-from-a-national-mainstream-magazine-was-so-blatantly-creaming-in-his-jeans-over-the-awesomeness-that-is-teen-parenthood/ Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:51:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: zingerella http://punkassblog.com/2008/09/01/rarely-have-i-read-an-article-where-a-reporter-from-a-national-mainstream-magazine-was-so-blatantly-creaming-in-his-jeans-over-the-awesomeness-that-is-teen-parenthood/#comment-74907 zingerella Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:41:53 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2008/09/01/rarely-have-i-read-an-article-where-a-reporter-from-a-national-mainstream-magazine-was-so-blatantly-creaming-in-his-jeans-over-the-awesomeness-that-is-teen-parenthood/#comment-74907 Gee Synikal, don't you know that things that are <i>bad</i> in cities, and that represent the demise of civilization as we know it and the American Way are <i>just fine</i> in remote areas, where they demonstrate rugged individualism, a refusal to defer to irrelevant bougie conformity, and the American Way. See also: gun ownership, (some) drugs, dropping out of high school, and having cars on blocks in front of your house. Gee Synikal, don’t you know that things that are bad in cities, and that represent the demise of civilization as we know it and the American Way are just fine in remote areas, where they demonstrate rugged individualism, a refusal to defer to irrelevant bougie conformity, and the American Way.

See also: gun ownership, (some) drugs, dropping out of high school, and having cars on blocks in front of your house.

]]> By: Synikal http://punkassblog.com/2008/09/01/rarely-have-i-read-an-article-where-a-reporter-from-a-national-mainstream-magazine-was-so-blatantly-creaming-in-his-jeans-over-the-awesomeness-that-is-teen-parenthood/#comment-74862 Synikal Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:30:13 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2008/09/01/rarely-have-i-read-an-article-where-a-reporter-from-a-national-mainstream-magazine-was-so-blatantly-creaming-in-his-jeans-over-the-awesomeness-that-is-teen-parenthood/#comment-74862 I feel incomplete, like a kid without a pony. I wanna pregnant teen too! Wait a minute, I remember Rush Limbaugh and his crowd always saying how that was one of the definitions of what is wrong with America, inner city, unmarried, teenage mothers...Oh I get it... Teen mothers are ok if you live in Alaska. So I need to move to Alaska, then I can have my own little pregnant teen. Then I can give her a name like Trig, or Calc, or Geo. Oh wait, I forgot about the border tensions with Russia and Canada that the wonderful foreign policy expert Gov. Palin has had to moderate. That sounds scary. I guess I will stay in the lower 48 and wish I had a pony. I feel incomplete, like a kid without a pony. I wanna pregnant teen too! Wait a minute, I remember Rush Limbaugh and his crowd always saying how that was one of the definitions of what is wrong with America, inner city, unmarried, teenage mothers…Oh I get it… Teen mothers are ok if you live in Alaska.

So I need to move to Alaska, then I can have my own little pregnant teen. Then I can give her a name like Trig, or Calc, or Geo. Oh wait, I forgot about the border tensions with Russia and Canada that the wonderful foreign policy expert Gov. Palin has had to moderate. That sounds scary. I guess I will stay in the lower 48 and wish I had a pony.

]]> By: Lisa Kansas http://punkassblog.com/2008/09/01/rarely-have-i-read-an-article-where-a-reporter-from-a-national-mainstream-magazine-was-so-blatantly-creaming-in-his-jeans-over-the-awesomeness-that-is-teen-parenthood/#comment-74757 Lisa Kansas Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:12:45 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2008/09/01/rarely-have-i-read-an-article-where-a-reporter-from-a-national-mainstream-magazine-was-so-blatantly-creaming-in-his-jeans-over-the-awesomeness-that-is-teen-parenthood/#comment-74757 I think I am a little on the naive side sometimes about MSM. :( I think I am a little on the naive side sometimes about MSM. :(

]]> By: june http://punkassblog.com/2008/09/01/rarely-have-i-read-an-article-where-a-reporter-from-a-national-mainstream-magazine-was-so-blatantly-creaming-in-his-jeans-over-the-awesomeness-that-is-teen-parenthood/#comment-74756 june Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:27:12 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2008/09/01/rarely-have-i-read-an-article-where-a-reporter-from-a-national-mainstream-magazine-was-so-blatantly-creaming-in-his-jeans-over-the-awesomeness-that-is-teen-parenthood/#comment-74756 I don't know why you're shocked this attitude is coming from Time. I gave it up as a vomit-inducing tool of the Partiarchy after they published that sickening paen to Purity Balls, but they've been sliding downhill for years. I don’t know why you’re shocked this attitude is coming from Time. I gave it up as a vomit-inducing tool of the Partiarchy after they published that sickening paen to Purity Balls, but they’ve been sliding downhill for years.

]]> By: Kristin http://punkassblog.com/2008/09/01/rarely-have-i-read-an-article-where-a-reporter-from-a-national-mainstream-magazine-was-so-blatantly-creaming-in-his-jeans-over-the-awesomeness-that-is-teen-parenthood/#comment-74746 Kristin Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:41:32 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2008/09/01/rarely-have-i-read-an-article-where-a-reporter-from-a-national-mainstream-magazine-was-so-blatantly-creaming-in-his-jeans-over-the-awesomeness-that-is-teen-parenthood/#comment-74746 Having now read Thornburgh's article, I can say that you came up with the best title for this post EVER. My god, what a turd. Having now read Thornburgh’s article, I can say that you came up with the best title for this post EVER. My god, what a turd.

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