Maybe I just don’t understand the definition of “news.”

Main Entry: news
Pronunciation:
\ˈnüz, ˈnyüz\
Function:
noun plural but singular in construction
Usage:
often attributive
Date:
15th century

1 a: a report of recent events
1 b: previously unknown information
2 a: material reported in a newspaper or news periodical or on a newscast
2 b: matter that is newsworthy

I think my problem is that I tend to expect the “news” to be skewed a lot more heavily towards being 1b and 2b above, rather than 1a and 2a. Clearly having expectations is my problem!

Analysis: Obama, McCain both have lobbyist ties

How astonishing in United States senators running for President. Really! (snork!)

During this campaign, lobbyists and trade groups donated $181,000 to McCain, while Obama received $6,000, according to the New York Times.

You know, $6,000 doesn’t look too shocking when it’s sitting next to $181,000.

In all, lobbyists reported contributions of $4.7 million to Democrats and $3.3 million to Republicans, the Times reported this week.

So are we supposed to adjust each candidate’s actual numbers by some kind of percentage based on party affiliation..? If not, I’m not clear on what that snippet is doing in this article at all, purportedly specifically targeting Obama and McCain as individuals.

Still, both candidates maintain they are above the influence of lobbyists.

$181,000 is being above the influence? $6,000, maybe, but–?

The senator from Illinois also has taken in $18.8 million from lawyers and law firms, according to estimates from the Center for Responsive Politics, and some of those firms employ lobbyists for special interest clients.

Gosh, this reminds me of studying logic in high school. Let’s see how it works out!

Obama = A
money = B
laywers and law firms = C
lobbyists = D

Given facts:

A takes B from C.
C gives B to D.

..um, there is no way to link A to D there..?

“People who are not directly registered as lobbyists but perhaps working for a company, maybe working for a company in a capacity that’s tangentially related to the government affairs, can give money,” said Lisa Lerer, who covers lobbying for Politico.

I work for a company in a capacity that’s tangentially related to government affairs. Oh, wow, I’m like a LOBBYIST!

The rest the article is much the same, a whole lot of confused and impossible-to-substantiate inferences that contradict each other, though it is hard to avoid that if either candidate IS somehow tied at the hip to the lobbyist racket, it ain’t Obama.

Do they seriously get paid for this crap? Like, more than minimum wage..? If so, I’m clearly in the wrong business.


6 Responses to “I’m still trying to figure out why they even bothered writing this article.”  

  1. 1 violet

    So are we supposed to adjust each candidate’s actual numbers by some kind of percentage based on party affiliation..? If not, I’m not clear on what that snippet is doing in this article at all, purportedly specifically targeting Obama and McCain as individuals.

    In fairness to CNN (I’ll take “Things Violet Never Thought She’d Say” for $500), you can’t really consider either candidate separately from their party. Their parties are going to help them get elected, they’re going to determine the platform they (officially, at least) run on, they’re going to be extremely influential in driving the future administration’s agenda. Neither candidate can function politically separate from their party, so looking at where their parties are getting money isn’t a total non-sequitur.

  2. 2 Marnanel

    “..um, there is no way to link A to D there..?”

    Assuming you’re saying “There is no way to link A to D”, I think what you’re trying to get at is the fallacy of the undivided middle. But your argument isn’t a syllogistic one, so that’s an inappropriate criticism.

    If a law firm pays a lobbyist for a given cause, there can be two reasons behind it. One is that the law firm itself wants to promote the cause, and is therefore paying a lobbyist and also donating money to candidates. The money is donated with the expectation that it will influence the candidate towards the cause. The other is that the law firm has no interest of its own in promoting the cause, in which case it is being paid by an external entity which does have an interest but has no lobbyists of its own. But this is a similar case, because the money is also a form of lobbying for their client.

  3. 3 Lisa Kansas

    V: I agree that you can’t dissociate a Presidential nominee from his party, but I also don’t know what exactly we’re supposed to be doing with the number provided for the amount of money that all Democrats take from lobbyists for whatever undefined time frame the newspaper is referring to in terms of Obama in particular and his individual commitment to stay away from lobbyists–maybe he’s also supposed to be controlling how much money other Democratic politicians take from lobbyists?

    Marnanel: So there is a logical way to link A and D, given the two preceding statements? I couldn’t see it, but then, I haven’t studied logic in a serious way ever, and not even casually since high school. So do tell.

    Your arguments are interesting and possibly even true–they sound good, anyway–but they still don’t link Obama to any receipt of money from lobbyists, which I thought was the whole point of the article.

  4. 4 Synikal

    Internet News - Catchy headlines that link to shallow stories written in 4th grade vernacular pretending to be insightful and educational but only about increasing the big news company’s bottom line.

    *Note - Some sites like Foxnews are also about furthering its editor’s agenda.

    In the United States there is no news, only sensationalism. Which of these would be the biggest headline on CNN.com?

    A. Miley Cyrus may hang up ‘Hannah’ wigs

    B. Troop build up result of growing Thai-Cambodian border tensions

    C. A-Rod seen leaving Madonna’s apartment during wife’s labor.

    D. UN fears new Ethiopia-Eritrea war

    If you said A and/or C you win a prize. A and C were headlines in CNN’s “Latest News” and B and D were not. B and D are current and potentially effect a large number of people, but real ‘mericans don’t care. To quote the Morgan Freeman character in Se7en, “Most people just want to watch TV and eat cheeseburgers.” I could go on and on, maybe another time.

    The sheeple love a scandal because they feel empowered, they can judge and feel superior, but actual news is such a downer. By the way I keep hearing about a war, but I don’t see any flag draped caskets or pictures of dead people; it must not be that bad, you liberal pussies.

    Synikal

  5. 5 Synikal

    I suck. I guess if I am going to comment I should at least talk about the subject of the blog!

    Buying influence is not Democracy, rather you are a lobbyist or not a lobbyist the “he/she who raises the most gets to be President” game sucks.

    Check out this list of heavy hitters. I love the ones on both lists. I guess they don’t care who wins as long as they have influence with the winner. How transparent of them.

    Obama

    Goldman Sachs $606,080
    University of California $488,159
    JPMorgan Chase & Co $378,357
    Citigroup Inc $371,704
    UBS AG $370,850
    Lehman Brothers $333,310
    National Amusements Inc $332,839
    Harvard University $325,424
    Google Inc $321,964
    Sidley Austin LLP $307,345
    Skadden, Arps et al $281,163
    Morgan Stanley $274,463
    Time Warner $268,227
    Jones Day $251,250
    Exelon Corp $237,311
    University of Chicago $230,175
    Latham & Watkins $228,276
    Microsoft Corp $222,578
    Wilmerhale Llp $222,080
    General Electric $210,329

    McCain

    Citigroup Inc $251,551
    Merrill Lynch $249,960
    Blank Rome LLP $188,176
    Morgan Stanley $174,271
    Goldman Sachs $171,945
    AT&T Inc $160,930
    Greenberg Traurig LLP $157,087
    JPMorgan Chase & Co $148,900
    Credit Suisse Group $123,225
    UBS AG $110,915
    Lehman Brothers $99,550
    Bank of America $98,425
    Blackstone Group $97,200
    US Government $96,306
    Wachovia Corp $96,062
    Bear Stearns $94,200
    Bank of New York Mellon $89,500
    Gibson, Dunn & Crutcher $81,000
    FedEx Corp $80,653
    PricewaterhouseCoopers $79,720

  6. 6 Lisa Kansas

    Can you link to where you got this list?

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