We have a contender.
Meet Dmitri. He’s a pick-up artist, which in itself gives him about 50 million douchebag points. He met a woman named Olga, who talked to him for a few minutes, gave him her card, and said, “Call me.”
So he did. She wasn’t home, and he left the second-douchiest phone message in history. Olga seems to be a sensible woman who, in realizing her mistake, did the sensible thing and just didn’t call him back. So a few days later, he fired back with the douchiest phone message in history.
Have a listen. He’s from Toronto, and the comments from the good folks at the Toronto Women’s Bookstore in that article are just wonderful.
Hat tip: Rantipole6
Bwaaa-haaaa ha ha ha! Oh, my God! This is awesome!
Seems from the comments at Holy Taco that this guy is fairly well known…
http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
I can’t believe he actually calls a book “Mien Kock.” I can’t even fathom the number of levels of bad taste that encompasses.
Wow. Go PUA community – it’s like watching an unfixed dog urinate against every lamppost it walks past. The remedy may be the same in both cases
Sure. Wonderful. If you can hear. I don’t see anywhere where anyone kindly provided a transcript so that leaves a whole bunch of us out of the joke.
Anon: Good point. Mockery of misogynistic douchebags, like all things, should be accessible. Part of the hilarity is in his tone of voice, which I can’t convey in a transcript—basically, the whole way through he talks as though he’s trying to sound reasonable and doesn’t realize how douchey he sounds.
Here you go:
[Continued in the next comment]
And the second one:
At this point, presumably, Olga is laughing as hard as she posts it to the internet and then calls the police for a restraining order.
I’m very intelligent, I’m great in bed, I make great money believe it or not, I’m a complete caaatch. I’ve only been single four months, I had a long-distance relationship, you know, it went a year, it’s very tough to maintain it like that and it didn’t work out.
There’s nothing wrong with me.
This is great. I especially like how he accounts for the time he’s been single, like he’s at a job interview explaining a work gap on his resume.
Believe it or not, this is not as unusual a scenario as one might fervently hope. I’ve encountered at least two (that spring immediately to mind) of this guy’s clones.
Lisa, this is not unlike a phone message that I received some time ago, though granted, that was more disturbing than hilarious.
Oh, him! They played this on BBC Radio One the other week; he really is internationally infamous.
Especially funny to me is that fact that “Dmitri” (really James Sears) is a lifelong resident of Toronto, yet he’s clearly trying to carry off some Eurotrash “The Continental” persona here.
James Sears—this is not a Greek name.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_N._Sears
Superdouche! I’ve heard this thing before, and always presumed it was an act, faked up for the internet and stuff. This is…You know, I’m no idealist. I hate people. They’re just bad. They do all sorts of bad stuff, like war and racism and robbery. The vast majority of bad things in this world were caused by human beings. Honestly, though, I had a hard time believing somebody that self-absorbed and stupid could even exist.
However, I’ve never been to LA.
Seriously, this sounds like the guy who approached me at South Side Louie’s on College a few weeks ago. *shudder*
There’s nothing wrong me honest…I just murder people at the weekends whilst listening to a bit of Beethoven…you know, cos I’m such an elegant guy myself.
I didn’t think losers like this existed…but keep it up, it makes the rest of the world completely piss themselves! Hahahaha.
That Holy Taco comment thread is full of way too many too many Nice Guys, MRAs and other sordid types. Even the ones who agree on the guy’s douchiness are all like “I’d beat that queer-ass faggot up if I ever came across him!!11! LOL what a tiny dicked queer!”
Even the ones who agree on the guy’s douchiness are all like “I’d beat that queer-ass faggot up if I ever came across him!!11! LOL what a tiny dicked queer!”
Yeah, I noticed that too. I wonder what it is about the guy they object to, since they obviously have no problem with misogyny and general assholery. Maybe it’s gay to use big words like “anxiety” and “passive-aggressive.”
Or maybe it’s gay to try to fake being European, and use words like “elegant”.
I can’t stand his whining over losing his medical license. Even if what he did doesn’t qualify as sexual harassment, there are ethical and legal restrictions against doctors fucking patients. Had any one of those women taken him up on his offer, he would have still lost his license, could have been sued, and could have wound up in jail.
Idiot.
How generous of him to give her 24 hours to call him back “or else!”…my my my…She should be kissing this man’s feet with gratitude for his magnanimous offer…Of all those (alleged) women who he just has to beat back with a stick, he chose her…She should feel privileged…
Jeeeeezus H Khrist the pretentiousness of that idiot is astounding. What a piece of work.
(and knowing tone and inflection doesn’t com across in text…that whole first paragraph was complete and utter sarcasm
the man is a douche, pure and simple.
OK, let’s just cut to the chase — this guys is an idiot and gives true Pick Up Artists a bad name. There are so many things he does wrong here. I think the most obvious one is he doesn’t shut the He!! up. I mean he blathers on and on and comes off as a complete Jackhole. He isn’t a pickup artist, he’s a fool.