I Really Think The Federal Government Should Be Subsidizing This
Published by Lisa Kansas June 22nd, 2008 in Brilliant Ideas, Bush is a cock, Family, Gaming, Relationships, World of Warcraft, for reals
“My administration will give unprecedented support to strengthening marriages. Many good programs help couples who want to get married and stay married.” -President Bush
Apparently there’s money for it. See?
So all I need to do is write up my grant proposal! I’m conducting the efficacy study right now.
First we created our characters…together. (oh sigh!)
Then we began questing…as a team!
We bonded over Midsummer Festival Flame dancing:
By the end of the night, waiting in the Deeprun Tram station, we were exhausted but absolutely inseparable.
Our relationship has a new strength, a new thrill, a new depth, a new joy. For only $14.99 a month.



My girlfriend and I skipped going clubbing to play Rock Band for about twenty nine thousand hours last night. We made matching purple-haired riotgrrl rockers! It was all cute and bondagey.
(Er… Bond-ey. That’s what I meant.)
And then we TOURED THE WORLD. Sorta.
I was actually going to suggest “Rock Band” too.