Today I went to the JCPenny’s, in order to find a simple black skirt (which, apparently, doesn’t exist) and I saw two little boys, one who looked about 13, and one who looked about 10 with these t-shirts on:
I got close enough to read the back of the shirt, where it said that these shirts were from www.all.org. The mother, who saw me reading the back of the shirt smiled at me, but didn’t speak. That is, she smiled until we were outside, and I went to my car with the “Just Say No to Sex With Pro-Lifers” bumpersticker, then she hustled her children away before I could infect them and gave me a dirty look.
Anyway, this website is a “gem” of anti-choicers. And, like any good Christian website (this one is explicit about its ties to the Church) it comes complete with its very own BLOG! On this blog, we can learn things like:
Planned Parenthood made $114 million dollars (even though it’s tax form claims a deficit). Later in the comments we learn such gems as:
Planned Parenthood doesn’t care who it hurts nor does this organization seem to care about the consequences that come forth from the promiscuous and dangerous lifestyle it promotes.
Planned Parenthood hurts women.
Planned Parenthood hurts families.
Planned Parenthood hurts children.
Planned Parenthood KILLS children. It is the largest abortion chain in the United States.
Planned Parenthood is already stealing these children’s childhoods and their souls if WE do not do something about it! Thank God for these parents who know better!
Among other things, this organization is opposed to UNICEF, thinks organ donations are given out to freely, and oppose the pill. They want life to be “from conception to natural birth”.
The level of the stupid, it burns, it really does. So much so that I have no idea where to even start arguing with. So instead of doing the relatively fruitless expedition of going over there and saying “facts” and “figures” I want some help from all of you.
On the website, and in the blog, they routinely say things with nothing to back them up (such as Planned Parenthood hurts women and Abortion kills). What’s the best non-sequitor argument you could come up with. It must be 10 words or less, but bonus points will be given for brevity. Also, it need not be about reproductive rights or feminism, just any nonsense thing that sounds truthy.
Here’s my try: Maple syrup is causing global warming!
So charming to use your children as walking billboards. Peh.
ha. I thought the top one said, “Abortion is Meat” at first.
a pity that you wouldn’t get much of a serving size out of that. I bet it would be delicious.
“Action movies directly cause the consumption of Red Meat”
“Abortion is meat” might just win the contest.
I had your same problem, but with a dark brown skirt.
I’m glad they’re teaching their boys that women aren’t human from an early age. Where will our next generation of asshole misogynists come from if parents don’t step up? Let’s just hope they’re also telling them a) that girls are gatekeepers of sex and b) that girls are properly submissive, because without parental interference, where will we get the next generation of rapists?
Life ends at birth? Ohhh, I get it. The babies are tastiest if you let them fully ripen.
*note: the above is a joke. I do not encourage the eating of baby humans, when cute baby animals are much tastier.*
Planned Parenthood is Gods plan in action to save the mothers and babies from Armageddon. See Matthew 24:19 you bunch of radical religionists. Jesus will not recognize you as Christians.
That should do it. You may send my prize to the local planned parenthood clinic.
…UNICEF?
What’s their beef with UNICEF and organ transplants?
“UNICEF Stands For ‘The United Nations Idolizes Child-Eating Freaks’! It Does, Look It Up!”
“Organ Transplants are Cannibalism!”*
*This one has the advantage of being actual Jehovah’s Witness doctrine.
before you could “infect” them.
snicker, snicker.
Esme, you’ve clearly never eaten babies.
Whoops, that’s natural “death”. My bad.
The problem with organ donation seems to be that sometimes, people who are in coma’s need to be taken off life-support for their organs to be donated, so it’s interfering with “natural death” (although whatever’s natural about life-support devices is beyond me).
UNICEF is because occasionally they support organizations that give out contraceptives, among other things.
I think Dr. Psycho’s winning with “UNICEF Stands For ‘The United Nations Idolizes Child-Eating Freaks’! It Does, Look It Up!”
It’s not exactly natural to die in a car accident. Does that mean you wouldn’t really be dead? I wonder how that would affect the donation of your organs.
“Abortion is meat” might just win the contest.
If you can believe the bumper stickers, it’s true. Abortion is murder, and meat is murder, so abortion is meat.
Life is from the moment of conception to death. Abortion kills innocent babies that did not ask to be where they are. They should die for the mistake of uncaring adults (or kids). Abortion is not a form of a contraceptive. It hurts women because after having an abortion, they may never be able to have children again. Also, it hurts them psychologically. Maybe not at first, but after they keep thinking about it awhile they do began having regrets for what they did, especially if it was forced on them by parents or a boyfriend. I believe that everyone of you that replied to this blog has made a complete joke of the seriousness of this matter. Abortion is NO joke. Wake up and think about it. Get a real life.
It’s disgusting the way all of you make such a joke about abortion. It’s murder. Life is from the moment of conception to death. Planned Parenthood, supported by gov. funds, promotes abortion. Women are terribly hurt, physically and mentally.
OMG. Because you know we’ve never heard a single solitary one of THOSE arguments before! Thank you for enlightening us. I’m going to go bomb an abortion clinic now.