Comments on: I Want Me Some “Marriage Strikers(tm)!”

By: MR

MR — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:37:54 +0000

OK. Here is another voice ringing in on this issue. I never knew there was such a thing as a “marriage strike” until recently. I am unmarried, not as a result of unwillingness, but as a result of my apparent repulsiveness to women. I never understood why, I am intelligent, articulate, well-educated, with an excellent job. I am even-tempered, considerate and, if I might say so, humble. I have a reasonable appearance, I am not covered in festering boils and both my eyes are the same size. I then realized that my nature is what turned women off. Women don’t want a man like me, except as a shoulder to cry on when their brutish, inconsiderate and aggressive boyfriends or husbands subjected them to abuse. I had years of frustrating failure and rejection at the hands of women who seems to delight in my pain. Then I developed a giant brain tumor that destroyed most of my pituitary gland. It eliminated my sex drive and rendered me impotent. It was the most wonderful thing that every happened to me. No longer was I being controlled by chemical signals that I had little control over, no longer was I a slave to my lizard brain. The tumor was removed and left me a free man. I was able to objectively look at the marriages of those around me and realize that I was very fortunate to have given that particular activity a miss. It seemed to be a life filled with disappointment and unfulfilled dreams, filled with conflict with brief periods of utter misery. With only two exceptions, the married people I know would have probably been better off not marrying. My friends have often expressed their envy of my condition, as they are powerless to not pursue relationships. As for me, I am not worried about dying alone. We ALL die alone, unless, perhaps, you are a suicide bomber. I live a life free of nagging, lying, cheating and mind games. Some might say I am missing out on companionship, but the cost is just too high. I have cats, and they are all the companionship I need. I like peace and quiet, and that is exactly what I have. I don’t go out drinking, I am a responsible person who takes care of himself. I can do my own laundry, fold my own clothes, wash my own dishes and vacuum my own house. I take care of the inside and outside, setting my own schedule for when I take the trash out. I am not a sports fiend, though I do enjoy watching hockey. I have time to throw myself into my teaching job with my full attention and time to dedicate to my hobbies, like hiking, geocaching, storm chasing and making music. It’s the life I have always wanted, and I am living my dream. All thanks to women who saw no value in what I might have to offer and a giant tumor that took away my ability to care. I am not on a marriage strike. I am simply living my life to its fullest and doing it on my own.

By: Antigone

Antigone — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 01:02:45 +0000

uno? One? KARMA, you are completely aware that no one here believes a word you say?

By: KARMA

KARMA — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:36:54 +0000

Well as long as you are not at work.FB’S do not live with me uno.

By: junk science

junk science — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 19:07:15 +0000

I know if I had a hot, willing piece of ass sitting next to me, let alone several of them, I’d be posting 20 comments a day on some dried-up bitter old prune’s blog.

By: Kyso Kisaen

Kyso Kisaen — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 15:21:20 +0000

Dammit, all the young chicks get all the good guys. I can’t tell you how much the phrase “more poontang than a toilet seat” makes me swoon. The envy is eating my soul.

By: Sabotabby

Sabotabby — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 06:01:22 +0000

Karma, I think if you genuinely were getting good sex, you would be in a better mood.

By: KARMA

KARMA — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 05:53:50 +0000

“Sabotabby Aug 2nd, 2008 at 12:39 am

Does a sperm strike mean that you don’t masturbate?”

Nope, I still bone lot’s of chicks, hot young one’s in their 20′S not the dried up bitter old prunes on these blogs.Not sure how you equate the Marriage strike to not getting sex, maybe you are just extrapolating and projecting your life on to me and others, a typical female trait.

By: KARMA

KARMA — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 12:11:32 +0000

Lisa KS Aug 1st, 2008 at 11:49 pm

No irreverent to the marriage strike.

“Well, maybe not. It depends on what, exactly, we all mean by “Marriage Strike.”

“So, what the heck are Marriage Strikers(tm)! exactly? ”

Reread “KARMA Aug 1st, 2008 at 10:35 pm” and you will have your answer.

“If you are not interested why post it as a blog topic?”

Because I am a professional trouble maker.

“Because it’s funny as shit.”

I agree, it is very funny, gets even better as time goes on for males, and fun, I am getting more poontang than a toilet seat.I have two FB’S right now 24yo and willing, love it.Good to see the lady’s on the blog think it is all good.The two 24 yo’s are smart enough to know that we are FB’S and are happy with that, well Lisa welcome to the marriage strike, welcome aboard.
Who the hell said women can not join the marriage strike not me. or you.Sounds like a win/win situation.

By: Sabotabby

Sabotabby — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 05:39:13 +0000

Does a sperm strike mean that you don’t masturbate?

By: Lisa KS

Lisa KS — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 04:49:10 +0000

“No your message is irrelevant and again so if feminism.”

So why are you here on a feminist blog responding to my message?

“If you really are interested in what is driving the marriage/sperm strike”

LOL, clearly I’m not.

“If you are not interested why post it as a blog topic?”

Because it’s funny as shit.