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Seriously, I had all the ones in the Solar System memorized when I was six years old. Yeah, back when Pluto (a) was not only a planet but the smallest planet and (b) didn’t have a moon, and when Jupiter only had 9 moons and Saturn only had 12 moons…oh, those were the dayz…
Of […]

Not every blog post has to be a work of fine art. And certainly, many of us bloggers write badly in many ways. I, for example, write long sentences and repeat words too many times. Also I love the comma. Love it, love it, love it. I have enough journalism […]

How fortuitous! I’m sitting here, single and waiting for my roommate to return my car so I can go get my hair done for my sister’s wedding, when MSN posts this helpful screed on working a wedding while single. Since my sister and mother let it be known before the wedding that my […]

This is the Schlaf’s take on where all those disgruntled f-e-m-i-n-i-s-t-s come from.
Apparently not, though. (Imagine: the Schlaf, wrong? No way!) Right now on Feministing, with 720 votes in, Women’s Studies as Teh Culprit for the “click” moment when an individual realizes that he or she is, indeed, a feminist is accounting for […]

I promise to get some serious posting to make up for my lack of posting later. Until then, enjoy!
Here in the soaked-red state of North Dakota, I am basically considered to be a hippy/ liberal freak. My friends, mainly moderate, apathetic, or conservative basically think I’m just a little bit to the right of […]

I admit to being slightly obsessed with Omar Khadr’s story. Many of us here in Soviet Canuckistan, the one major U.S. ally unwilling to say a peep about America’s human rights violations in Guantanamo Bay, are slightly obsessed with Omar Khadr’s story. I’m not sure if the Khadr family—”Canada’s First Family of Terrorism”—gets as much […]

*Set to the Tune of Heigh-Ho, from Snow White*
I Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate the wedding stuff I do
I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate the boring things to do.
It ain’t no trick, it makes me sick.
All of the colors I have to pick
For my…For my…For my….
Wedding party’s TIES!
I have […]

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That was me, fainting from astonishment. Could it be trooooooo…?
I did not make that headline up for the purposes of this post. No, that is actually, really the headline of this article from MSNBC Health.
Bisexuality.
I tend to subscribe to the theory that human beings* are innately bisexual as a group, […]

Miss Manners (left) after becoming a pod person.
Miss Manners is the greatest. I wanna be Miss Manners…except that I don’t see myself getting less lazy as the years go by and her advice always seems to require that one exerts extra effort and boy howdy, dealing with people daily already whups my butt. […]

I’ve never seen Sex in the City. I’ve heard it’s good, but not brainwashing, sex-zombie-creating good.
I guess something in the ending credits reminds you not to talk about that bit. And it almost worked.
You can only watch Samantha Jones bed so many gorgeous guys before wondering if 4-inch heels and sky-high confidence would […]