Comments on: Buy our product. Otherwise, vaginas win.

By: junk science

junk science — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 16:20:25 +0000

That’s because you’re a woman, Kyso, and penises weren’t made for women. Uh, I mean, women aren’t supposed to be the final judges of penis shape. Uh, I mean, don’t you have some dishes to wash?

By: Kyso Kisaen

Kyso Kisaen — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 01:18:49 +0000

Those spark plug tips are a little more nipply than I like my penises to be.

By: MikeEss

MikeEss — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:01:15 +0000

junk, I noticed that one too.

It reminded me of some “men’s shampoo” I have at home that gleefully states that it’s “The correct tool” for washing men’s hair.

I thought that was a little too blatant even for cynical advertising scum…but what the hell do I know…

By: junk science

junk science — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 21:53:54 +0000

The phrase “man tips” is doing nothing to decrease the sexual undertones of that ad.

By: schrödinger's cat

schrödinger's cat — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:44:35 +0000

Wedding bands should come with a label that says WARNING: MARRIAGE CAUSES INCOMPETENCE IN BASIC CAR MAINTENANCE. As soon as that ring’s on your finger, BANG, that’s it, you’ll forget everything you’ve ever learned. The implications are worrisome. If we ever buy a car, I might have to get a divorce so I can do my share of car chores.

Or perhaps there are his’n'hers spark plugs. Ours would be, like, pink.

By: Kilgore Trout

Kilgore Trout — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:18:58 +0000

I was going to make a diesel comment but Mike beat me too it, and so did violet. Do diesels really make you think of pink VW bug’s? I don’t mean to be a spark plug but I don’t think you can even buy a diesel Beetle in the US. If you’re not in the US then sorry for the assumption, and lucky you. Peace

By: MikeEss

MikeEss — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:53:53 +0000

“When I think of “diesel vehicle,” I think of a shiny pink VW bug with rainbow stickers.”

Where I live, in solid red SoCal away from the coast, a diesel vehicle is either a huge long-haul truck, or, more likely, some full-size Dodge or Ford (occasionally a Chevy or GMC), with big tires and a stance about 5-feet up off the ground, which gets used as a working vehicle during the week, and then on the weekend to haul “toys” to the desert/sand or “The River” (Colorado) for some redneck fun.

My god, sometimes it seems like there’s more of these behemoths around here than regular cars.

With diesel around here now selling for about $4.25 /gallon, I have to wonder how long these trucks will remain in vogue. While they get better fuel mileage than gasoline-powered equivalents, their efficiency is nothing to brag about (like 20-25mpg on the road or less).

Americans - we’re fascinating, aren’t we…

By: violet

violet — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:34:35 +0000

When I think of “diesel vehicle,” I think of a shiny pink VW bug with rainbow stickers.

Just… sayin’.

By: Lisa KS

Lisa KS — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:07:09 +0000

My first 3 thoughts about the “20 solid minutes of doing something your wife has absolutely no interest in” were:

1. Scrubbing toilets
2. Cleaning out the refrigerator
3. Removing pet vomit and stains from furniture

Bet yer wife’s a lot more interested in changing out the sparkplugs on yer truck than doing THOSE. So if yer REALLY lookin’ for something to do that will get you those wifely-interest-free 20 minutes, man…

Conclusion: They’re not. Apparently it really IS about jacking off your studmobile.

By: MikeEss

MikeEss — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:24:27 +0000

The bad thing about the phallic nature of spark plugs is they aren’t very big.

The good thing is there’s usually many of them in your Manly Man Vehicle. Some of today’s truck have 10 of them in use at once! (both Ford and Dodge have available V-10 engines).

OTOH, trucks with diesel engines are even MORE manly, and they don’t have ANY spark plugs. I don’t know what that means to this discussion, but I thought I’d throw it out there…