Comments on: C’mon ladies, you know you want a taste of the forbidden liberal fruit (in my pants)

By: punkass marc

punkass marc — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 04:30:05 +0000

Yeah, well, I seriously doubt I could stay in a relationship with Dawn Eden, so in that sense I am just like all the other liberal hosemonsters she’s dated.

By: Amanda Marcotte

Amanda Marcotte — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 00:07:49 +0000

If you’re going to love me and leave me, you are taking your sweet time about it. Not that I’m pressuring you—like all women, i secretly want to trap you with my vagina dentata—but it seems to be a bit of evidence against the “all liberals want to fuck and run” theory.

Dawn, it seems, better drink sodas.

By: junk science

junk science — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:24:47 +0000

I finally got it. The “tasting” part is jarringly literal, and makes me imagine the dude cradling an actual banana between his legs. But if I were a proper conservative, I would indeed get turned on by such an image.

Dawn Eden also doesn’t eat food she enjoys because eventually the food will be gone. Poor, sad woman.

By: punkass marc

punkass marc — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:16:33 +0000

js-

It must not be forbidden enough for you then. Try and associate some extra taboos with pants produce — like your family would disown you if you tasted it, or that the devil will poke you with little needles for eternity if you give it a try, etc. Then see if it doesn’t become a superhuge turnon.

Of course, you may not need to have taboos to get you excited, but then you wouldn’t be a very good conservative, now would you?

By: punkass marc

punkass marc — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:13:54 +0000

But someday that could end, Lisa. And just the thought of it ending at some point is reason NEVER TO ENJOY IT TODAY. At least, if I understand Dawnology properly.

By: Lisa K(an)S(as)

Lisa K(an)S(as) — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 02:57:06 +0000

“My experience with liberals is that superficially, they may be more fun to be around. They’re a bit looser and more relaxed. They make an effort to be more sensitive, but the sensitivity only goes so far. It’s easy for a man to keep this illusion of being a great, sensitive romantic if he knows he’s just going to sleep with you and then say good-bye. Anybody can be Mr. Love God for one night or one week or one month.”

Um…does she have any idea how good she’s making Mr. Liberal Love God sound here…? One month of relaxed, sensitive, romance and nights filled with hot sex..? yeah cuz what kind of bizarre freakish woman would want THAT…

By: junk science

junk science — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 02:23:00 +0000

Somehow, the idea of tasting the fruit in that man’s pants is less than arousing. I think it’s the juxtaposition of penis and produce.

By: brightbluelizard

brightbluelizard — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 06:02:42 +0000

Wooooo! I want me a hot librul man!

By: Thene

Thene — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 01:55:33 +0000

Mmm. They asked the dear girls what women have wrong about men. Because of course women are doing something wrong, and conservative women are experts on the subject - they know way more about that than about, oh, I dunno, what men have wrong about women? At any rate, someone is wrong and it's got to be the chicks. Definitely.