Comments on: May your underwear guide you towards sexual enlightment

By: Lisa K(an)S(as)

Lisa K(an)S(as) — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:36:37 +0000

“Militant Fecundity”

I saw that on a t-shirt but I think it’d be a lot more effective here.

Unrequited Faith — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 23:37:26 +0000

Depends on your audience.

For the regular, everyday crowd:

Ever been too embarrassed to tell the truth? Me too.

For the devil-may-care crowd:

I have health insurance and no fear of death.

For the abstinence-only crowd:

Kid tested and approved.

perfect girlfiend — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 07:57:29 +0000

Put one of those creepy Gerber babies on them.

MissPrism — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 08:27:45 +0000

Make’em bright yellow with a big Biohazard symbol on the front.

Antigone — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:32:01 +0000

At 2:30 in the morning, I’m not coming up with anything that great. What I have so far is:

Remember your statistics class: what I’m hiding could be important.

Before I hit the floor, pull a condom out the drawer, or else exit through the door.

Kyso Kisaen — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 23:27:59 +0000

There goes my evening. I hope I come up with something clever.