Comments on: “Oh, what the heck? You only live once. Give me a white wine spritzer!”

By: JasonC

JasonC — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:48:18 +0000

i have some bad news… the waffle bar is closed.

By: Kyso Kisaen

Kyso Kisaen — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:37:17 +0000

“Upstairs?!! Jackpot!”

By: JasonC

JasonC — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:36:12 +0000

i appreciate the blog title, but it doesn’t quite have the same impact without the ominious fading echo on the end of “spritzer”… and i’m sure you’re the only person, kyso, who knows what the fuck i’m talking about… lol.

By: Ginger

Ginger — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:38:46 +0000

Goddamn. As a woman, I resent being constantly bombarded with a shitload of stupid from msn.com. Well, my dad has throw pillows on his bed! And he picked them out! And he’s a straight man who owns guns! Suck it, MSN!

By: punkass marc

punkass marc — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 22:14:40 +0000

dammit. err, damit. err, er.

By: junk science

junk science — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:32:42 +0000

Adding unnecessary fru-fru letters is soooo girly.

Good point, punkas.

By: punkass marc

punkass marc — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:58:02 +0000

I meant a real man, Marc. You lost that status when you let her keep the cats.

So true. GIRL cats, even. My house is pussy central. On the flip side, I can brag to all the fellas that I live with 3 ladies, and that makes me pretty cool.

Do you even have a large dog named Bif? For that matter, isn’t “Bif” actually spelled “Biff”?

Guh. Adding unnecessary fru-fru letters is soooo girly. Dudes are efficient — why use 2 “f”s when one does the job, you know? And I did have a dog named Bif, but I put him in a crate and sent him to Iraq to fight for our country. I’m sure he’s doing awesome.

By: perfect girlfiend

perfect girlfiend — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 18:05:31 +0000

Hmmm. It was Dad that taught me to eat the cake for breakfast (feel free to hum the Bill Cosby “Dad is great…” song”), and most of the men I date dress better and more expensively than I do (”Um, are you really wearing that? “), so I *wonder* if MSN might not be the lifestyle guide for me?

My latest theory is that MSN is in collusion with De Beers to push back feminism 40 years. On the bright side, maybe Tampax will join, and we’ll get some Rainbow Bright-themed tampons.

Oh–and I cannot say enough about enjoying a cold beer in a hot shower after, and it’s an experience that transcends gender.

By: Kyso Kisaen

Kyso Kisaen — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 16:11:26 +0000

I meant a real man, Marc. You lost that status when you let her keep the cats. Do you even have a large dog named Bif? For that matter, isn’t “Bif” actually spelled “Biff”?

By: punkass marc

punkass marc — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 15:21:39 +0000

Amanda: A desk in the kitchen? How bohemian! And original! Good luck finding a man to put up with that kind of insanity; why don’t you just wear shoes on your head?

Yeah, we’ve been in counseling about it for months. I just hate it SO MUCH that there isn’t a kegerator in that space. In response, I have enforced a strict NFL bedsheets policy.