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I haven’t said anything about Elliot Spitzer, because really, what is there to say? It’s like he read a book about salacious career-destroying scandals 101 and simply followed the instructions in Appendix A: Rich, powerful man gives scads and scads of money to attractive young call girl who is really a musician waiting for her big break. I admit, the last eight years has spoiled me - what, no drugs? No secret homosexuality? No wetsuits or chains? Where’s the extra layer of hubris and tawdry we’ve come to expect? There’s nothing here for the truly morbid, and of course his resignation put it all to bed.

But God help me, I love any situation that leads to Joe Francis getting pwned.

“Girls Gone Wild” founder Joe Francis also rescinded a $1 million offer to Dupre, now 22, for a new video after the company on Tuesday discovered it had footage of Dupre in its archives.

In a statement Wednesday, Francis said he had received an e-mail from Dupre’s lawyer Don Buchwald, saying Dupre may have been 17 in the videos shot in Miami, Florida, and not 18 as Francis had first claimed.

It’s not enough to get him in more hot water, unfortunately…

Lewd or lascivious acts committed upon or in the presence of those under 16 is illegal in Florida, said Miami-based defense attorney Roy Kahn. “Just taking nude video or photographs alone in a public place wouldn’t be illegal if the person is 17. It doesn’t violate lewd and lascivious conduct with a minor,” Kahn said.

…but it is a fitting end to the crowing he was doing when they first discovered they’d not had to buy the cow because she’d already given up the milk for free. And of course it’s a valuable lesson to young girls: don’t show Joe Francis your boobies in exchange for a trucker hat, hold out for cash. He’s clearly got it.