Comments on: But I thought he loved the way I insert those tampons!

By: junk science

junk science — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:40:26 +0000

Seriously, Kilgore Trout. I wonder if this tool sprays door handles with bleach before touching them or some shit. Undiagnosed OCD is nothing to sneeze at.

By: Kilgore Trout

Kilgore Trout — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:00:52 +0000

Hey, not all guys are looking for a damn doll, the guy who wrote the MSN article probably does though. Normal bodily functions shouldn’t gross people out, and seriously toenail clipping and flossing? They think that is gross? Ok I agree that I don’t want to watch anyone take a shit, but damn people it’s just poop.

Then again not much fazes me, hell the first time I touched a vagina it was that time of the month, she told me “uh it might be messy down there.” I had no idea what she was talking about, I was too busy thinking “Holy Shit I’m touching a vagina!!” to worry about minor things like menstrual blood. Maybe that experience is why not much fazes me.

Life isn’t sparkling clean, maybe someday people will realize that all the things we find icky are just part of it. hell over Half of the cells in your body aren’t even yours. Think about that, most of what makes up your body is foreign bacteria (which keeps you alive), yet this guy is grossed out by a blackhead. What a tool.

By: Le Femme

Le Femme — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:58:11 +0000

Every time I log on to my MSN live messenger there’s some kind of advice on how to lure men, how to smooch, how to wipe my asscrack. it’s something new every day AHHH! Now according to this article according to MSN, people should not get married. Holy Jeebus.

Granted I haven’t ever taken a shit in front of any of my live in boyfriends before (and yes number two is a huge privacy issue for me. I went on a 3 day backpacking trip and did not move bowels…ONCE!). But everything else, comes with the territory. If I have to watch my boyfriend-roommate scrounge around deep in his scrotal pockets and ass crack in the shower, he can deal with me clipping my toenails.

But I think someone left a comment regarding the fantasy of the locked bathroom door. Let’s make this REAL people. Come on.

Gah MSN you make my head hurt.

By: schrödinger's cat

schrödinger's cat — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 14:33:29 +0000

Has no one invented the locked bathroom door yet? Or did loverboy force his entrance for a bit of inpromptu naughtiness? Very baffling.

By: Ahunt

Ahunt — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:52:15 +0000

Becuz the menz is way too stooopid to learn HOW TO KNOCK before entering?

Becuz the menz is too stupid to know that pushing 20 or 50…it often comes in a bottle…and at night…or with tweezers?

Thirty years later, the Better Half knocks…and also gets that flossing means he won’t be frenching dentures down the line.

By: KMTBERRY

KMTBERRY — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:47:25 +0000

This is the kind of article that makes me TRULY APPRECIATE the insight of Twisty Faster, when she avers, “To (most) men, females are sub-human”.

Because Yes, we are Human, and YES, we defecate, and blow our noses, and hair grows out off our skin, and a million other things. WE ARE HUMAN.

This Dude doesn’t want to fuck a human being. He wants a real doll.

Jesus.

By: Kyso Kisaen

Kyso Kisaen — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:37:59 +0000

I think I can endorse that rule.

By: marie

marie — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:04:58 +0000

Don’t date people who say “saddle up to the ivory pony” unless they are talking about some kind of sex act (non involving shit).

By: junk science

junk science — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:12:27 +0000

I heard a good way to get rid of jerks who openly ogle you is pick your nose.

Farting and picking wedgies works pretty well too.

By: gnaddrig

gnaddrig — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:44:37 +0000

The four surprising sex-appeal deflators in this piece are so incredibly, well, surprising that they couldn’t possibly have occurred to anyone. Now, having read, I am thinking This is so obvious, how could I not have known. Why on earth couldn’t I have thought of this myself?.

Nothing turns a dude’s stomach like a claws-out bitch session

I beg to differ. There are so many things that would turn my stomach, ‘claws-out bitch sessions’ as such are not among them. It’s who bitches about whom, and why, that makes the difference: If someone is bitching about someone I am close to, especially if the bitching is unjustified, I’d be offended. Otherwise, let them rant, who cares?