Archive for March, 2008
The Violence Against Women Act is destroying the very concept of sportsmanlike behavior.
16 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen March 30th, 2008 in Feminism, Mutterings Of The Disturbed, WankersHello, my little neglected blog, and any people who may still occasionally check it. Sorry for the prolonged absence, school’s been a bitch and I should actually be working on homework right now, but my brain is tired. And what do we do when we don’t feel like thinking, boys and girls? […]
Can’t get me enough of Joe Francis’ misfortunes
2 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen March 21st, 2008 in Punkass!, Sex, CultureI haven’t said anything about Elliot Spitzer, because really, what is there to say? It’s like he read a book about salacious career-destroying scandals 101 and simply followed the instructions in Appendix A: Rich, powerful man gives scads and scads of money to attractive young call girl who is really a musician waiting for […]
Football show pluggery ahoy
10 Comments Published by punkass marc March 12th, 2008 in Punkass!, Sports for non-idiotsHey punkasses! So, uh, I guess I really like football, because I’ve made yet another show about it. Draftguys TV profiles over 40 players who’ll be selected by the NFL in April, giving football fans access to exclusive interviews, practice footage, expert opinions from Russ Lande of the Sporting News, and more. […]
But I thought he loved the way I insert those tampons!
14 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen March 11th, 2008 in Punkass!, For the ladies, HumorAh, MSN, to live in a world where your advice was helpful.
Yeah, I’m phoning it in this week with MSN’s Surprising (their word, not mine) Sex-Appeal Deflators; you know, those “subtle behaviors that abate your allure faster than it takes a pair of Hollywood lovebirds to get engaged.” Zing! I’d give you something better, […]
Horton is not sure why all these people are yelling at him
9 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen March 9th, 2008 in Punkass!, Reproductive Rights, Godbaggery, Fetii, WankersAnti-abortion activists sometimes use a tactic I call “WTF.” What the fuck? protesting involves going to a place where nobody in their right mind is thinking about abortion, or any sort of hot button issue, and then ruining everyone’s good time by screaming about abortion. You’ve probably run into this: dismembered fetus posters […]
Oh, Charlotte, you crack me up.
8 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen March 6th, 2008 in Punkass!, For the ladies, Feminism, Shame on you for being a woman, WankersFor proof that Charlotte Allen is freaking hilarious and the rest of us are humorless harpies who can’t handle the truth, look no further than this response in her defensive Q-and-A about her catastrophic failure of a WaPo opinion article.
Woodbridge, Va.: Congratulations on a hilarious article. Do you think the hysterical response to […]
Videos for you
3 Comments Published by Sabotabby March 3rd, 2008 in Imperialism for Dummies, Military bullshit, Big Business, Violence, War, Video, Shame on you for not being rich white and privileged, A million ways to mortgage the futureHere’s one, from the Canadian Union of Public Employees, that should put a smile on your face:
Of course, we here in Canada recognize this as satire. I’m not sure that it reads that way to Americans. What do you think?
Hat tip: Audra Williams
And here’s one that really won’t put a smile on your face: American […]
Someone should send poor Charlotte information on gender re-assignment if being a woman sucks so bad
15 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen March 2nd, 2008 in For the ladies, Politics, What Patriarchy?, Shame on you for being a woman, Wankers, FUCKING IDIOTSAmanda can’t fisk this, but I bet I can (although I admit to being less sure when I got to the bottom of the page and saw the link to page 2).
Long story short: Women, why did we ever give them the vote?
Long story longer: Charlotte Adam just can not stop typing when it comes […]
Surfing Yahoo on a 5 minute break causes my head to interact aggressively with my desk
3 Comments Published by punkass marc March 1st, 2008 in Punkass!, Zinczenko'dYes, I am working on a Saturday once again, and soon I will be able to reveal to the world why I’ve been racking up 80 hour weeks in 2008. Maybe I should work 80 hours and 5 minutes, though, so I don’t take a moment to catch up on the news. And […]
I’m a bridesmaid, and have never been more OK with “never a bride.”
0 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen March 1st, 2008 in Wedding-big mistake or bad idea?Motherfucking Ann Taylor and her stupid Celebrations stupid formal wear line. Stupid fucking grumble grrrrr!!!!!
Don’t call it a final sale if it’s just going to be on more sale-er next week, OK, just don’t. Also, your high heeled shoes are a)too high and b) far too expensive.
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