Archive for February, 2008
When knowing that God is watching isn’t enough, we’re there to help.
12 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen February 27th, 2008 in For the ladies, Sex, Godbaggery, Shame on you for being a womanFocus on the Family’s Boundless Webzine (check out their podcasts! I told you they were hip) isn’t afraid to tackle the hard issues; as distasteful as Candace Watters finds answering this question, it’s her Christian duty to tell all the young ladies out there how they can avoid the fires of hell that surely […]
Mr. Scalia’s iPod
5 Comments Published by Sabotabby February 26th, 2008 in Imperialism for Dummies, Music, War, Torture, CultureMother Jones has gotten a hold of some of the music that U.S. troops use to “induce sleep deprivation, “prolong capture shock,” disorient detainees during interrogations—and also drown out screams.”
Lovely.
I find the use of Rage Against the Machine and Springsteen particularly abhorrent (not only because of the artists’ politics, but because I happen to […]
I said slut, but what I meant was, well, slut but I probably should have used some kind of code word there so Ayaan wouldn’t scold me
9 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen February 24th, 2008 in Sex, Godbaggery, HUH!?, What Patriarchy?, Shame on you for being a woman, WankersAmanda points to Rod Dreher’s take on a recent NYT style article about sexed-up wedding dresses. Now this being a New York Time’s slut-shaming style piece, it is of course unintentionally hilarious, trying to mix up the usual fluffy attempts to pass off a super-fabulous wealthy lifestyle as normal (who among us doesn’t get […]
They’re gonna kill Obama
28 Comments Published by punkass marc February 23rd, 2008 in Racism, Governmental Failures, Soapbox…or let him be killed, apparently. That would be double-stuff good for The Powers That Be, having some racist gunhumper breeze through the non-existent deterrents and do in the primary threat to the status quo. Then they could avoid the tiresome hassle of ginning up some lame cover-up story for their operative/patsy. […]
If you didn’t catch the beginning of that eclipse there’s still time to catch the end!
Drop that cigarette, mister!
2 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen February 19th, 2008 in Punkass!, HealthFrom now on, I want to see men being given the same intrusive, ridiculous health advice that pre-menopausal women get, because it turns out they need to take care of themselves for the hypothetical baybies.
Scientists say fathers who smoke and drink should be aware they are potentially not just damaging themselves, but also their heirs.
Tests […]
Because women were never assaulted before they could vote.
4 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen February 18th, 2008 in Cock!, Shame on you for being a woman, WankersNewspapers make me sad:
A Des Moines woman who refused to take off her top and imitate a Girls Gone Wild video had her cell phone stolen and was assaulted by her tormentors, police said…Four young men are listed as suspects in the case. No arrests have been reported.
Newspapers with comment sections make me sadder:
here […]
Tattoo cowgirl 2D once more, probably sporting a wicked scar
0 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen February 18th, 2008 in Punkass!One man’s experience with tattoo boob implants (no, not kidding) warns us all:
“The body rejects 20% of them, no matter what kind of implant it is, how safely it’s done, or how skilled the surgeon or artist is. A lot of places won’t tell you rejection rates before you buy $10,000 implants to stuff […]
It’d be more convenient to help a bitch if she wasn’t so hysterical.
1 Comment Published by Kyso Kisaen February 18th, 2008 in ViolenceIs this more sad or more outrageous? I’m leaning towards infuriating:
“The police officer said if you call us one more time on him, I’m going to arrest you both,” Sherry Hall said. “So, the day she died, she knew she couldn’t talk to police. So, she handled it herself.”
Michele Karpowicz said everyone noticed the warning […]
Add a little zest to your Valentine’s with cheesy race-based come-ons.
6 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen February 14th, 2008 in Punkass!, Racism, WorkNote to self: when offered a piece of Valentine’s chocolate from the only black person in the department, do NOT accept it by saying in a chipper voice, “Sure, everything’s better when wrapped in dark chocolate!” because it can be construed in the most hideously inappropriate manner and although he will just laugh at what […]
Let Gabriel Whats-his-face assure you that you’re not a completely unloveable meatbag
4 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen February 13th, 2008 in For the ladies, Wankers, Looks like someone needs an interventionAmanda, via Anne, already fisked this but it’s too rich and I couldn’t resist. A 30-something LA-based actor whom you couldn’t pick out of a lineup wants to let the ladies know you’re free to be you. Kind of. He opens by describing the type of woman who can catch his interest:
She […]
Outrage overload
20 Comments Published by Sabotabby February 12th, 2008 in Military bullshit, Rights? What rights?, Torture, Human RightsIf we need to have fascism, can it at least be well-dressed fascism?
Okay, so this fellow Scalia has actually managed the unthinkable, which is to change my mind on the ethics of torture. Previously, as you may recall, I had the sane belief that torture was always unethical, under any circumstances. But this good judge […]
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