“I love my paintball gun.”
Published by punkass marc December 2nd, 2007 in For the ladiesBut he sure does hate the ladies:
It’s fun to observe Republican tadpoles in their natural habitat, isn’t it? It’s early, but all the signs of budding wingnuttery are there:
-Reeks of desperation? Check.
-And copious amounts of rejection? Check.
-Likes to play war games? Check.
-I mean, like, way too much likes to play war games? Check.
-Thinks he should have a womanslave to “face-fuck” at will who also worships his cock? Check.
-Thinks that openly hating women will somehow get him closer to having lips on his penis (which, from the sound of things, has happened only in his wet dreams)? Check a doodle doo.
-Wears Polo? Check.
-When not wearing Polo, most likely wears a frat party tee? Check.
-Probably kisses his parents’ asses while living on their money? Check.
-Will live an empty life of hypocrisy and self-loathing?
Almost certainly.
10th level misogyny-n-porn poisoning, completely irredeemable. If my stomach didn’t already hurt, it would be hurting worse. The sad thing is that for every guy who makes a video like this, there are thousands, possibly tens of thousands more, nodding along. Or some who are like, “Well, true but tone it down a little,” which is maybe more insidious.
Well, he apparently got the women = evil equation in the email, and listens to some songs with some misogynistic lyrics and got most of his ideas about how sex works from porn and most of his jokes from the standard stand-up “women and men are different” comedy routine.
I give him a zero out of 11 for originality.
Did it say Why women “sock balls”? Bad handwriting to boot.
Because in order to create a convincing package for drag work, you have to make sure the socks are rolled neatly into balls before inserting them down the front of your pants.
In the words of an excellent blamer:
“I’m so much the Center of the Universe my lechery is like a ray of fucking sunshine.”
I personally think that women might be wise to consider socking balls more often than they currently do. It is, in my opinion, an entirely appropriate response to groping, as well as several other free entertainment activities asschapeaus indulge themselves in. The new equation would be, girls=sock balls. Couldn’t hurt…much.
For hating how much women talk, he sure offers a lot of competition.