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As a feminist-type blogger I have, on occasion, participated in making a mockery of men who try to buy brides from poverty-stricken foreign lands and justify it by idealizing the feminine allure that women of [insert country of choice here] just naturally have in spades unlike coarse, jaded American women, spoiled by decades of feminism. […]

From my local craigslist:

Any Asian women out there looking for a nice white guy? - 40
Reply to: ———-
Date: 2007-12-21, 10:37AM EST
I’m a 40 year old white guy that has always been attracted to Asian women. Age is mostly unimportant, but I’m looking for a relationship. I’m 5′ 10″ and 195 lbs with bright blue eyes. […]

Mary Grabar of Townhall fame has found the Midwest Teen Sex show, and she is not amused.

These podcasts are introduced with a sign held by a gyrating, scantily clad nubile teenager in a farm field. The porno-inspired intro ends with her on all fours with the sign in her mouth. […]

Recently, my roommate went home to Holyshitisthisplacepoor, WV, to visit his mother and help her take care of some business. After that was settled, they went to the mall, where they encountered a store he’d never seen before that seemed to have something to do with Sarah Jessica Parker and sold insanely cheap clothing. […]

My ex-fiance finally has extracted his revenge. After five years of mocking his every gamer move, I am smitten with the game Portal, and it makes me no better than them. For five years I resisted the siren song of gaming, playing only the occasional game of Halo because it’s Halo fer godsake. […]

I promised you guys a polymer lecture, and I had a good boring one about polymer stabilized systems all mapped out in my brain. Lucky for you, I spent the day engaged in some very cutting-edge research on polymers, or at least that’s how we explained it to our boss when he came into […]

For your viewing and listening pleasure, the Bill O’Reilly sex tapes as baroque oratorio, performed live at the University of Washington’s Meany Hall (needless to say, this is NSFW):

If you want more, apparently Igor Keller made an entire CD of it. This basically puts to rest all of those arguments that modern society no longer […]

The continuity of shirt slogans at the Christian CafePress store goes from:
cute & tacky:

to cute, not as tacky:

to needlessly defensive, tacky & dated:

to needlessly defensive, tacky, but timeless:

to ummmm…..

to respectfully submitted without comment:

Anyone care to top “Militant Fecundity”?

Thanks respectively to Metafilter and friend/reader Carrie for helping me stay current with the happenin’est misogynistic trends around the globe. It’s easy for me to get too comfortable with my gender’s place in the patriarchy, relying on the the glass ceiling and sexual harassment to get the job done. However, women are nothing […]

Some mystery organization, which only wants us to know the truth, has put out a handy-dandy Roe V Wade IQ test, 12 simple questions designed to test your knowledge of the 1973 Roe V Wade judgment. Alternately, this quiz will also test your understanding of what exactly judges do when they issue a ruling. […]