Archive for October, 2007
Marrying a self-aware housewife is like if you went hunting and the deer complimented your aim with his dying breath - sure, you won but it just doesn’t feel right
5 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen October 12th, 2007 in Godbaggery, Shame on you for being a woman, Shame on you for not being rich white and privileged, What Patriarchy?LATimes has an article about Southwestern’s “Back to the Future” collegiate level homemaking concentration, entitled- completely not patronizingly at all- “They Love to Do Their Homework.”
This fall, the internationally known seminary — a century-old training ground for Southern Baptists — began reinforcing those traditional gender roles with college classes in homemaking. The academic program, open [...]
I haven’t done much for Halloween (besides drinking) since my freshman year, but this year the office ladies are trying to whip up some enthusiasm among the students for a costume contest. This shouldn’t be difficult, but it’s a building full of difficult people. Now generally their attempts to bring some seasonal festivity to the department are smashing successes; but this one is different as it requires us to actually (*gasp*) actively participate as opposed to just showing up to a room at some certain time where food somehow magically appeared.
As you can see, I feel morally obligated to come up with an entertaining, kickass costume. I call upon the power of the internets to help me: if you have/seen/done/wish you could do something awesome, the commence bragging in the comments.
I thought we were aborting all the Jesus haters…
7 Comments Published by punkass marc October 10th, 2007 in Moronic ReligionsAfter finally watching “Jesus Camp” this week, I’d been feeling a little depressed about the ability of America’s younger generations to resist the ego-stroking glitz of evangelical Christianity. Never before have humans been so good at soaking guilt and repression in the syrupy goodness of Vanilla Ice-style pop and the joy of breaking stuff; [...]
We *are* a country of torture, and this debate is the proof
5 Comments Published by punkass marc October 9th, 2007 in WingnutsMaybe I should go back to *not* reading, because reading the running transcript of the Republican “debate” tonight nearly cost me a forehead and a desk. In case you feel like joining me in self-flagellation, I thought I would bring you the highlights I made it through, courtesy of Rupert Murdoch’s new toy.
Kicking off [...]
Someone wishes she could hate you to death
2 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen October 8th, 2007 in A million ways to mortgage the future, PoliticsShorter Michelle Malkin I: I can’t believe the gall of these people, using children to raise support for the Children’s Health Insurance Program, as though that were at all relevant.
Shorter Michelle II: If these people are poorer than you, well, then you’re already thinking “screw ‘em.” But if they are as rich or richer [...]
If Jesus wanted us to question creationism, he never would have invented talking snakes who handed out apples to rib-based women and then removed all physical evidence of this while leaving tons of red herrings like dinosaur bones to throw us off track
5 Comments Published by punkass marc October 8th, 2007 in "Science", Edumakashun, GodbaggeryAs I mentioned recently, I no longer have a day job in IT. But the truth of the matter is not that I quit to become a producer. In fact, I was fired because I claimed during a meeting that the movie The Matrix was fiction and stated it was extremely unlikely we’d [...]
Vote Lemonparty!
3 Comments Published by Sabotabby October 6th, 2007 in Public Procrastination, Unintentional Humor, Ze Goggles! Zey Do Nothing!The hideous GOP convention logo that Pam posted the other day is suggestive enough without Photoshopping, but I thought I should add my contribution to the pile-on.
The original. What were they thinking?
Remix after the cut.
Blogging isn’t about writing. It’s about reading. You read enough articles and books and neoconservative fart bubbles, and the responses/reactions immediately present themselves.
Right now, unless we’re talking about video production or (gulp) fantasy football, every reader of this post knows more about everything than I do.
Bottom line: I had [...]
And after the bill becomes a law, we have a kick-ass afterparty
0 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen October 4th, 2007 in SexTeehee.
He inserted a memory chip into his computer which he thought contained graphics showing how legislative bills became law.
Instead, a series of pictures of topless women appeared on the screen, although Mr Barrett said he shut down the computer within seconds.
Once, during a group meeting, our resident conservative guy loaned his computer to the [...]
Feminism: Empowering women to hurt themselves.
9 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen October 3rd, 2007 in Douchebag on Feminism, For the ladies, HUH!?, Pigs, Sex, What Patriarchy?, another fucking sex postA few days ago we heard from a young lady who felt feminism failed her and no doubt you felt my post lacked balance. What, you asked, about the men? What do they think? You ask and sophomore print journalism major Josh Bass provides.
Upon returning from what I assumed, based [...]
Must be nice to have a 0.0% crime rate
1 Comment Published by Kyso Kisaen October 3rd, 2007 in For the ladies, HUH!?At least, I assume Italy must have vanquished crime in all of its forms to have the time and, let’s face it, the stones for this:
In Italy, the land of fashion and elegance, it’s only natural that public officials want to look good too. And so the Italian police ordered high heeled-shoes for its 14,750 [...]
Why do conservatives hate penguins?
5 Comments Published by Sabotabby October 2nd, 2007 in Books, Family, Teh GayNefarious agents of the homosexual agenda.
I post about penguins probably more often than I should, but they’re terribly cute, and for whatever reason, they seem to get used as political footballs far more often than the poor things deserve.
Well, it’s happening again. The most challenged book of 2006, according to the Chicago-based American Library [...]
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