Comments on: Dr Mike tells the kids how to police their purity of essence http://punkassblog.com/2007/08/22/dr-mike-tells-the-kids-how-to-police-their-purity-of-essence/ Thu, 08 Jan 2009 03:04:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: bint alshamsa http://punkassblog.com/2007/08/22/dr-mike-tells-the-kids-how-to-police-their-purity-of-essence/#comment-51997 bint alshamsa Sun, 14 Oct 2007 00:18:14 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/08/22/dr-mike-tells-the-kids-how-to-police-their-purity-of-essence/#comment-51997 "condom of the heart" Does anyone know where I can purchase one of these for my young virgin daughter before she heads off to college? “condom of the heart”

Does anyone know where I can purchase one of these for my young virgin daughter before she heads off to college?

]]> By: Rabbit http://punkassblog.com/2007/08/22/dr-mike-tells-the-kids-how-to-police-their-purity-of-essence/#comment-48305 Rabbit Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:14:32 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/08/22/dr-mike-tells-the-kids-how-to-police-their-purity-of-essence/#comment-48305 I don't know how to say this without sounding insanely creepy so I'll just say it. Kyso - I read all your posts here, although I never have anything clever to add so I don't usually comment. And then I tell my boyfriend "I wish Kyso was my friend." Every single post, seriously. But don't worry, I'm not stalking you or anything I promise. I don’t know how to say this without sounding insanely creepy so I’ll just say it.

Kyso - I read all your posts here, although I never have anything clever to add so I don’t usually comment. And then I tell my boyfriend “I wish Kyso was my friend.”

Every single post, seriously. But don’t worry, I’m not stalking you or anything I promise.

]]> By: UnluckyCat http://punkassblog.com/2007/08/22/dr-mike-tells-the-kids-how-to-police-their-purity-of-essence/#comment-48227 UnluckyCat Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:16:53 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/08/22/dr-mike-tells-the-kids-how-to-police-their-purity-of-essence/#comment-48227 I laughed...I cried... I about puked my guts up at the Condom for the Heart. But let's face it- Dr Mike has to get the sensitive man groundwork in early if he wants to be nailing a freshman next week. I laughed…I cried… I about puked my guts up at the Condom for the Heart. But let’s face it- Dr Mike has to get the sensitive man groundwork in early if he wants to be nailing a freshman next week.

]]> By: Kyso Kisaen http://punkassblog.com/2007/08/22/dr-mike-tells-the-kids-how-to-police-their-purity-of-essence/#comment-48222 Kyso Kisaen Wed, 22 Aug 2007 23:30:20 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/08/22/dr-mike-tells-the-kids-how-to-police-their-purity-of-essence/#comment-48222 <i>Anyone who uses the phrase “condom for the heart” should have their writer’s license revoked.</i> It wasn't until after I hit publish that I realized I'd forgotten to make fun of that. <I>did you notice that the picture accompanying the column is from a condom bar in India … which has what to do with US college campuses?</i> I believe the answer is: VAGINA! PROMISCUOUS WOMEN! BOOGITYBOOGITY BOOO! But that's just a guess. Anyone who uses the phrase “condom for the heart” should have their writer’s license revoked.

It wasn’t until after I hit publish that I realized I’d forgotten to make fun of that.

did you notice that the picture accompanying the column is from a condom bar in India … which has what to do with US college campuses?

I believe the answer is: VAGINA! PROMISCUOUS WOMEN! BOOGITYBOOGITY BOOO! But that’s just a guess.

]]> By: elyzabethe http://punkassblog.com/2007/08/22/dr-mike-tells-the-kids-how-to-police-their-purity-of-essence/#comment-48210 elyzabethe Wed, 22 Aug 2007 18:51:08 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/08/22/dr-mike-tells-the-kids-how-to-police-their-purity-of-essence/#comment-48210 did you notice that the picture accompanying the column is from a condom bar in India ... which has what to do with US college campuses? did you notice that the picture accompanying the column is from a condom bar in India … which has what to do with US college campuses?

]]> By: inkybrain http://punkassblog.com/2007/08/22/dr-mike-tells-the-kids-how-to-police-their-purity-of-essence/#comment-48208 inkybrain Wed, 22 Aug 2007 18:25:55 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/08/22/dr-mike-tells-the-kids-how-to-police-their-purity-of-essence/#comment-48208 Anyone who uses the phrase "condom for the heart" should have their writer's license revoked. Anyone who uses the phrase “condom for the heart” should have their writer’s license revoked.

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