I would also recommend not having the conversation alone.

Because then you’re just sitting in a room talking to yourself about sex.

that’s okay. most christian homosexuals can go a pretty fuckin long time before you end up having to bail them out of jail for paying some undercover cop to blow him. as long as you can just get the litter of kids through middle school or so, you should be fine.

I mean, I know that’s what they claim, but I thought it was just a wink-nudge thing. Like the speed limit deal. Nothing anyone that didn’t have Asperger’s Syndrome actually did.

Are they batshit? (I am thinking of the folk I did sex with who just didn’t fit — y’all know what I mean — they exist! Ones you just can’t work it out with, though they are perfectly okay in other respects, more or less I mean — do you actually think you want to discover, *after* marrying someone, that you don’t like to do sex with that person?)

“We didn’t want to read any books, we wanted to write our own.”

I would advise you not to. When people write books without having read books, you end up with things like this.

And that’s terrible.

Premarital sex: because after the wedding, it’s just too damn late to ask “Are you sure you’re not gay? Because we could totally just be friends if you’re not enjoying this.”

If I’ve been waiting to fuck someone for years and we finally have a chance and he says, “Can it wait until tomorrow?”, I would assume that’s he’s just not that into me. Which would be a sucky thing to discover after the wedding.