Comments on: Send those dirty Arkansans back where they came from! http://punkassblog.com/2007/07/06/tony-snow-arkansans/ Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:19:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.7 by: escowles http://punkassblog.com/2007/07/06/tony-snow-arkansans/#comment-45139 Sat, 07 Jul 2007 17:07:56 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/07/06/tony-snow-arkansans/#comment-45139 Mr. Marc, I believe that Mr. Delgar's comments translate roughly as "I find Mr. Snow's comments so hilarious that, if I weren't a poor, miserable wretch living in the border outpost of Fort Smith, Arkansas, in the remote wilderness near Indian Territory, and thus unable to afford footwear due to my extreme poverty, I would laugh until said footwear was dislodged from my person." I'm sorry that I am unable to translate fully to Snow, as I possess only one face, and have not yet mastered the double-speak dialect. But maybe some intrepid Snowian can take it from here. Mr. Marc, I believe that Mr. Delgar’s comments translate roughly as “I find Mr. Snow’s comments so hilarious that, if I weren’t a poor, miserable wretch living in the border outpost of Fort Smith, Arkansas, in the remote wilderness near Indian Territory, and thus unable to afford footwear due to my extreme poverty, I would laugh until said footwear was dislodged from my person.”

I’m sorry that I am unable to translate fully to Snow, as I possess only one face, and have not yet mastered the double-speak dialect. But maybe some intrepid Snowian can take it from here.

]]> by: punkass marc http://punkassblog.com/2007/07/06/tony-snow-arkansans/#comment-45099 Fri, 06 Jul 2007 23:48:07 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/07/06/tony-snow-arkansans/#comment-45099 i'm sorry, delagar, i can't understand you. could you please speak in snow? i’m sorry, delagar, i can’t understand you. could you please speak in snow?

]]> by: JackGoff http://punkassblog.com/2007/07/06/tony-snow-arkansans/#comment-45078 Fri, 06 Jul 2007 15:39:32 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/07/06/tony-snow-arkansans/#comment-45078 <i>“I don’t know what Arkansan is for chutzpah, but this is a gigantic case of it,”</i> My grandmother used to say "don't let your crocodile mouth overload your parakeet butt", but other than that, fuck off, Tony. “I don’t know what Arkansan is for chutzpah, but this is a gigantic case of it,”

My grandmother used to say “don’t let your crocodile mouth overload your parakeet butt”, but other than that, fuck off, Tony.

]]> by: delagar http://punkassblog.com/2007/07/06/tony-snow-arkansans/#comment-45075 Fri, 06 Jul 2007 15:00:07 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/07/06/tony-snow-arkansans/#comment-45075 Yeah, this is right funny. I'm laughing my shoes off down here in Pork Smith. Oh, wait. We ain't can afford shoes, that's right. I forgot. Only our betters up Norf get to wear shoes. Well, fuck me, then. Yeah, this is right funny. I’m laughing my shoes off down here in Pork Smith. Oh, wait. We ain’t can afford shoes, that’s right. I forgot. Only our betters up Norf get to wear shoes. Well, fuck me, then.

]]> by: Amanda Marcotte http://punkassblog.com/2007/07/06/tony-snow-arkansans/#comment-45061 Fri, 06 Jul 2007 13:06:39 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/07/06/tony-snow-arkansans/#comment-45061 Well, I speak Redneck, and I can tell you that the word for Tony Snow is "asshole". Perhaps he's heard it. It's relentlessly amusing/distressing to me how the D.C. political elite can barely conceal that they think that the Clintons are straw-chewing inbred hicks from trailer parks, but then they turn around and market Bush like he's a good ol' boy. Well, not distressing to me that they do it, but that their target audience for that seems to buy into it, despite the huge ass contradictions. Well, I speak Redneck, and I can tell you that the word for Tony Snow is “asshole”. Perhaps he’s heard it. It’s relentlessly amusing/distressing to me how the D.C. political elite can barely conceal that they think that the Clintons are straw-chewing inbred hicks from trailer parks, but then they turn around and market Bush like he’s a good ol’ boy. Well, not distressing to me that they do it, but that their target audience for that seems to buy into it, despite the huge ass contradictions.

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