And the Longest Nose of the Week Award goes to… Girls Gone Wild lackey Michael Burke!
Published by punkass marc June 13th, 2007Tales don’t get any taller than this:
“Girls Gone Wild” crews don’t serve alcohol on their tour buses and ask women for identification to verify their age, Michael Burke, attorney for Francis’ Mantra Films Inc., told The News Herald.
I’m sure they serve the alcohol on some lawn chairs set up behind the bus.
just look at his face… does he look like the dishonest kind of douchebag that would feed under age women booze by the bottle full, coerce them into showing their girl parts to a camera, and then sell the footage without their consent for many millions of dollars of profit?
oh wait, yeah… i guess he kind of does.
by the way… after like the 124,503th boob, doesn’t the thrill start to, you know, wear off?
“Girls Gone Wild” crews don’t serve alcohol on their tour buses and ask women for identification to verify their age
Most vague statement ever. Does this mean a) “We don’t serve alcohol to minors. We check girls’ IDs to verify their age.” or b) “We don’t check IDs or serve alcohol to minors. On the tour bus.” ?