Initial studies focused on taking extracts from the venom to treat erectile dysfunction, but they soon discovered it had a molecule that also made it an effective contraceptive…
“For us in Chile, this has opened a window of opportunity to an incredible market, since currently there are no naturally based spermicides that have the properties of this discovered molecule,” Romero said…
The spider’s bite can kill children and the elderly, but among strong young farmers it leads to erections that can last for days and involve involuntary ejaculations.
At the end of the ordeal, the man is left sexually energized and feels physically stronger, the saying goes.
when the status quo frustrates.
and you all laughed at me when i said i was quitting my job to start my 25-acre, $45 million spider farm…
granted, at the time my plan was to raise them for food, thinking then it seemed like a largely untapped market. but this’ll do, i suppose.
and oh, kyso, i don’t like to plug, but i thought you might appreciate this.
That sounds a little, um, questionable.
“Yeah, this shit can kill you, but look, just smear some on your cock…”
Can’t be any more dangerous than buying pills for the same purpose over the internet. Probably safer, actually, since spider venom is totally organic, which we all know is synonymous with perfectly safe.
Hey, it can’t be much worse than the side effects of Nonoxynol-9 for many people. That stuff is poisonous to more than just sperm. I worked in a clinic while in college and we saw many, many students with severe allergic reactions to the stuff.