Archive for May, 2007
Every time a woman direct deposits a paycheck, the Visigoths get that much closer to sacking Europe.
30 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen May 15th, 2007 in For the ladies, Godbaggery, Shame on you for being a womanVox Day, whom I know I should just ignore, has managed to get mentioned favorably by my favorite anti-feminist’s spunky sidekick, Mrs. Alexandra.
Mrs. Alexandra doesn’t have as much time for the internets as one would think a blogger would, so it’s probable that she didn’t travel all the way to Vox’s personal blog and wallow […]
Weekend project: Learn how to make mash-ups
18 Comments Published by punkass marc May 13th, 2007 in Punkass!, MusicLook out, it’s a mash-up!
[Actually, it’s two of them.]
For several months I’ve been obsessed with downloading mash-ups from folks like Party Ben, Matt Hite, DJ Earworm, and DJ John. This weekend, I finally decided to download the trial version of Acid Pro 6 and figure out how all teh kIdz these days are […]
New toys at Kyso’s place reveal little biases everywhere
11 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen May 12th, 2007My roommate just brought an X-Box 360 home. It is one sexy box. And I mean sexy. The damn thing is actually vaugely shaped like a woman’s torso. I suspect one of those little doors actually hides a hole you can masturbate in.
Upon hearing my “thing looks like a disembodied female torso” theory, I was roundly shouted down and decleared to be crazy. Then, without missing a beat, boyfriend observes: ‘people seem to like to stand it on it’s side like that. I haven’t seen many people lay it flat.’ Roommate then declared that you could make it look less girly by getting the camouflage one, and decided to completely miss the point when I said that a woman in a cammo bathing suit is still a woman.
“Can we do this again sometime?”
“Sorry, I only date men who aren’t afraid to make more specific demands — men like David Zinczenko!”
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Published by punkass marc May 10th, 2007 in Zinczenko'd
Remember David Zinczenko? He’s the star quarterback of Men’s Health and Yahoo’s resident expert on dudery. He’s also one of my favorite whipping boys, due mostly to:
1) his appalling lack of basic congitive functions, and
2) his sincere desire to pretend like all of us must be wired that way.
His latest embarrassment comes in […]
Because it looks like it _can_ wreak cancer havoc across the gender divide:
Oral sex has been linked to throat cancer in a new study by the New England Journal of Medicine.
Human papillomavirus (HPV), which can be transmitted during oral sex, is the main cause of oropharyngeal (throat) cancer, researchers found. The study is the first to prove the link.
Man or woman, it turns out that if you’ve put your mouth on 6+ sets of genitals that aren’t your own, you’ve got a notably higher chance of acquiring oral cancer. Fortunately, it’s still not _that_ likely:
“People should be reassured that oropharyngeal cancer is relatively uncommon, and the overwhelming majority of people with an oral HPV infection probably will not get throat cancer,” said Gillison.
Lady lawyers anger Patriarchy despite prominent display of boobs
14 Comments Published by punkass marc May 9th, 2007 in Shame on you for being a womanIt’s a poorly kept secret that the easiest way to distract the Patriarchy is to flash some cleavage. Unfortunately, that method isn’t entirely foolproof.
In Chicago, an all-female legal firm rocked the moral foundation of the universe by placing this billboard above a happening singles bar area:
Normally, advertising featuring a gravity-defying rack like […]
All your protected speech are belong to them, and they are tattle-tales.
2 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen May 8th, 2007 in Politics, HUH!?, A million ways to mortgage the futureHey kids, remember when we talked about the right to privacy?
Yeah, I’m kinda wishing that was more concrete right now, and not because I could use a recreational abortion.
Verizon is seeking to have a lawsuit filed against it for allegedly illegally helping the government eavesdrop on its customers and data mine their call records dismissed. […]
Back when women were in the house, a shoeshine cost a tuppence, and the BBC didn’t suck
4 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen May 8th, 2007 in Purposefully Inflammatory, EntertainmentFrom the comments at Twisty’s place, a crotchety old man says things were better back before women were people.
British TV standards are deteriorating because the BBC is “run by women”, astronomer Sir Patrick Moore has said.
The Sky at Night host also described female newsreaders as “jokey” and called for separate channels to cater for the […]
Does this mean if I changed the name of our blog to Heroin that we’d get busted?
10 Comments Published by punkass marc May 8th, 2007 in Drugs, ConformityUmmm-um-um-um-um! You can’t sell a product with a naughty name in this country or else you get in big trubs with our dictatorial overlords. Just ask the makers of the energy drink name “Cocaine,” who have decided to temporarily halt production of the brand after receiving “threats” from the FDA.
Cocaine […]
Who could have seen this awful tragedy coming?! Besides all the people who did, of course.
4 Comments Published by punkass marc May 7th, 2007 in Media hackery, Governmental Failures, DeathsTerrorists could strike again at any moment — you don’t, nay, CAN’T know when it’ll happen again.
We were caught completely unawares by the villainy on 9/11… except for those memos floating around indicating plane-based attacks by al-Qaeda were imminent. Oh, and those briefings in which certain a “high level” government official […]
McCain awash in zeroes
10 Comments Published by punkass marc May 6th, 2007 in Punkass!, Technology, McCaineryAww. America’s Official Cranky Old FussbudgetTM waddled out onto his lawn to make the peace with the neighborhood kids causing all that digital ruckus with their interwebs.
An audience of far younger and far more liberal Google employees sparred politely with Republican presidential candidate John McCain, who praised the mostly 20-somethings Friday as “the future […]
“You’re not naive enough to think we’re living in a democracy are you?”
2 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen May 5th, 2007 in Media hackery, A million ways to mortgage the futureThe Bush Adminstration continues its effort to make 1984 a reality:
Retroactive immunity from prosecution is a beautiful thing if you’re a major telecommunications provider in the US, and phone companies are about to receive it if the Bush administration gets its way…
The issue of whether any of this behavior was legal is not important. The […]
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