Comments on: Is Amanda losing out to “confectionary Christ” and his chocolate ding-dong?

By: Alex, FCD

Alex, FCD — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 21:06:34 +0000

Bill Donohue, head of the watchdog Catholic League, said it was “one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever.”

Worse than the lions?

By: delagar

delagar — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:11:51 +0000

Is it wrong that I think chocolate jesus is hot?

By: JasonC

JasonC — Thu, 31 May 2007 23:24:48 +0000

Lisa: Why does Jesus have a lasso?

Homer: Cause he’s all man.

By: Petey Wheatstraw

Petey Wheatstraw — Thu, 31 May 2007 22:10:54 +0000

It looks like Steven Seagal.

Except not fat.

By: carrie

carrie — Thu, 31 May 2007 15:19:14 +0000

does jesus have a ponytail??

By: Andrew

Andrew — Thu, 31 May 2007 08:49:08 +0000

Since I’m used to seeing varnished wooden statues, the colour never occurred to me. I’m more offended by wasting that much chocolate.

By: Kyso Kisaen

Kyso Kisaen — Thu, 31 May 2007 02:08:14 +0000

Oh, some things even I believe are reserved for the wedding night.

Well, I thought nothing could top an ice sculpture off which the guests do shots, but you win.

By: MikeEss

MikeEss — Thu, 31 May 2007 00:17:54 +0000

“I wonder if he’d be this mad if it were made of white chocolate.”

I’m just guessing here, but probably not. I got the feeling that his “color” was also part of the “problem”.

But I do have to ask about a version sculpted in frozen semen. Maybe?…

By: Amanda Marcotte

Amanda Marcotte — Wed, 30 May 2007 23:03:30 +0000

And contrary to the selective memory of some Christians, Jesus had a pee-pee.

Please show more respect for the Lord. The word is “cock”.

What if we made a chocolate sculpture of Amanda performing that oh-so-famous scene from The Exorcist? What if we made it out of aborted fetus tissue?

Oh, some things even I believe are reserved for the wedding night.