Comments on: McCain awash in zeroes

By: punkass marc

punkass marc — Tue, 08 May 2007 18:09:22 +0000

A big truck? That’s a HORRIBLE comparison. Ooo. Unless it was a *dump* truck.

By: gordo

gordo — Tue, 08 May 2007 17:52:59 +0000

I hate to be pedantic, but I must object to your comparing the Internet to a series of tubes. That’s about as imperfect a metaphor as can be imagined. In reality, the Internet is more like a big truck.

By: punkass marc

punkass marc — Tue, 08 May 2007 02:56:34 +0000

:highfive:

By: JackGoff

JackGoff — Mon, 07 May 2007 19:56:22 +0000

It’s far more likely that McCain’s weird press aura that skews every story favorably toward him is in effect here.

EXACTLY. What the fuck is wrong with people that they buy the Maverick horseshit?! “I plan on buying a Prius, but I also plan on raping the Earth a good deal longer. ‘Cause I’m a maverick! High five!”

By: punkass marc

punkass marc — Mon, 07 May 2007 15:34:00 +0000

Good point, Nick. I’d love to hear from an actual Google employee what went down.

By: Nick

Nick — Mon, 07 May 2007 14:35:33 +0000

Eh. Somehow, I doubt McCain really charmed the pants off of those Google folks. It’s far more likely that McCain’s weird press aura that skews every story favorably toward him is in effect here.

By: Auguste

Auguste — Mon, 07 May 2007 04:22:00 +0000

“Any rational observer will say if a war is lost, then somebody won the war,” he said.

No. Dumbfuck.

By: JasonC

JasonC — Mon, 07 May 2007 01:13:35 +0000

This has nothing to do with has-been/never-was McCain, but I thought fellow pervert punkasser’s would appreciate this vid from World ‘o Crap on a Sunday eve.

By: Kyso Kisaen

Kyso Kisaen — Sun, 06 May 2007 22:27:31 +0000

“I will buy my daughter a Prius when she graduates”

Proper response from twenty-something, no matter how awash in privilege: “Why aren’t you and your entourage driving them now?”

Seriously, I’d like some more context for that quote. It seems to me that even a young voter living in the lap of Gluxury (google luxury) that Google supposedly provides its workforce in exchange for their souls or their silence or whatever should be able to see through such lame ass pandering.

By: Perfect Girlfiend

Perfect Girlfiend — Sun, 06 May 2007 22:00:16 +0000

Google rejects your Ass? Hmm. BTW–don’t try for a merchant account with BofA or any other big bank. They rejected TwirlyGirl and Miss Indigo Blue’s Academy of Burlesque because they’re “adult-oriented.” God knows naughty things never made money from the intern… oh, wait .