Grind it up and put it in her coffee and presto! The perfect woman.
Published by Kyso Kisaen April 30th, 2007 in Feminism, For the ladies, MedicineAll together now, feminist community:
What. The. Fuck?
Hope for sex-boost slimming pill
Around 40% of women are said to experience low libido at some point
Scientists are developing a pill which could boost women’s libido and reduce their appetite.The hormone-releasing pill has so far only been given to female monkeys and shrews who displayed more mating behaviour and ate less.
I would like to extend my compliments to the BBC for giving more article space to the psychologist than to the to super-awesome diet pill aspects of the drug. Other publications will be unable to resist the temptation of emphasizing that science has created a pill that makes women thin and horny, and what could possibly be wrong with that?
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I think that the fact that scientists are turning their attention toward women’s libido issues is a good thing! For awhile it was all about male “erectile dysfunction” which is, naturally, more important than women wanting to have sex (/sarcasm) Yet, the subject of women’s libido issues were largely ignored. Acknowledging that women want to have sex (and sometimes have problems with doing so) is a great step in the right direction.
The weight loss thing is a little weird, but here’s how I figure that happened: They found that the drug had the side effect of appetite suppression, and rather than wanting to say it had this, possible severe, side effect, they decided to market it as a benefit. Because, you know, women all want to lose weight, right? Which makes me a little eye-rolly over the whole thing, but overall, I see this as good news.
I guess now women don’t have an excuse not to look and act like sexbots. It’s the American dream! We hideous women are imperfect and don’t put out enough, so some kind company developed a pill to fix all that! Wasn’t that nice?
“Now the only thing I’m hungry for is sweet, sweet wang!”
Now if they could only make a pill that would make ‘em shut the hell up once in a while, we’d be set.
Anyone? No? Is this thing on?
Now if they could only make a pill that would make ‘em shut the hell up once in a while, we’d be set.
I thought about using that exact joke.
If they made your boobs bigger too, then they’d be perfect.
Don’t you realise what this means? If sexbot is hungry less, she’ll COOK less! You finally did it! You maniacs! YOU BLEW IT UP!
Of course they experimented with monkeys AND shrews. We all know shrews just need to get laid. Heh.
Viagra hits the old dude sweet spot in a similar fashion (heart health boner) they could market them together and call it the boomer classic. (Add cheesy joke about cuttung strokes from your game).
Heh. The same research unit has a study about semen being carcinogenic.
http://www.hrsu.mrc.ac.uk/news/news.php#23