Archive for April, 2007
Grind it up and put it in her coffee and presto! The perfect woman.
11 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen April 30th, 2007 in For the ladies, Feminism, MedicineAll together now, feminist community:
What. The. Fuck?
Hope for sex-boost slimming pill
Around 40% of women are said to experience low libido at some point
Scientists are developing a pill which could boost women’s libido and reduce their appetite.
The hormone-releasing pill has so far only been given to female monkeys and shrews who displayed more mating […]
Activity #6: Determine if every activity on the date is being used to armchair psychoanalyze you.
8 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen April 29th, 2007 in Punkass!According to MSN’s five ways to scope out your date, my fiance and I do not love each other:
Activity #5: Go for a drive together
The next time your date offers to drive you somewhere, pay attention to how they react on the road. “Driving is very, very revealing,” says body language expert Patti Wood (pattiwood.net). […]
Those of you who are not regular readers of Twisty Faster will still want to pop on over for this one.
In such a society, where a woman is a member of the oppressed sex class, her performance of sex in a film which is then consumed by paying customers to satisfy their prurience, this is not even remotely a politically neutral act. Porn — gay, straight, bi, live-action, animated, or ‘feminist’ — is the graphic representation of the oppression of the sex class. Until the sex class is liberated from male oppression, porn can be nothing else, no matter how many fun feminists claim it empowerfuls them…
When you’re already oppressed, it is, in fact, impossible to volunteer for oppression. A woman is a member of the sex class whether she “chooses” it or not…She may believe otherwise, but her belief does not alter the fact that patriarchy — a social order predicated on an oppression to which she is already subject — is real and in effect and entirely beyond any unrestricted control she may wish to exert and only too glad to welcome her as a team player and sign her up for the rewards program.
Someday I’ll be that sharp.
Be afraid, be very afraid. Here, let us help.
15 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen April 26th, 2007 in Punkass!Thursday is Anxiety Day at MSN!
For the women: is enjoying casual dates with more than one man at a time the same thing as spitting in the face of God? Possibly. You should let church peer pressure make that decision for you.
Just ask Suzanne Thomas (not her real name), who was dating two […]
It’s 2am, my closet is full of water, and my cat is peeing everywhere uncontrollably. Kinda seems like those 2 things could be related, yet they’re not. At least my emergencies present themselves with thematic coherence.
So close, yet so far away…
22 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen April 23rd, 2007 in Punkass!, Godbaggery, What Patriarchy?, Shame on you for being a woman, WankersRemember when we all pitched in for that dead horse, labeled it “Rebeloution Modesty Survey” and then took turns beating it? Oh, that was fun.
But we haven’t heard from Sultry McHawt lately.
Ms. Sultry McHawt puts the sex-ay in modesty!
Let’s check in…hey look! A respected author and real role model has put in his two […]
Rainbow Girl feeds the bears; they were so cute and it seemed so harmless.
7 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen April 22nd, 2007 in Punkass!Note for the sarcasm impaired: I actually love Rainbow Girl’s post, just like everyone else. Jesus freakin’ crimeny, people.
I’m not sure if I’m at all pleased with this sparkling post of Rainbow Girl’s. I mean, here the rest of us are telling all the Nice Guys and MRAs that of course they […]
…in any of the neighborhoods I tend to rent in if I couldn’t hear the couple next door shouting at each other. At least this neighborhood has horsies.
Around my office today, a lot of co-workers were wearing these:
It’s heartwarming to see Americans showing support and solidarity in the face of horrible tragedy. 33 people are dead as the direct result of senseless violence. It’s truly, deeply awful.
So I appreciate the folks who were wearing a ribbon. But I’m a little […]
I wondered why I was seldom sexually harrassed on teh interwebs
15 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen April 20th, 2007According to a Gender Genie, junk science is a woman, marc is a woman some of the time and a guy the rest of the time, and I appear to be all man.
Cocktails may make fruit healthier.
Adding ethanol — the type of alcohol found in rum, vodka, tequila and other spirits — boosted the antioxidant nutrients in strawberries and blackberries, the researchers found.
Keep up the good research, guys!
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