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Oh, man, Kyso wrote the funniest post for you guys today. I’m still wiping the tears from my eyes.
Everyone really would’ve liked it (especially the part about the alleged molestation ring over at Townhall.com), but I’m afraid it couldn’t be posted. Turns out we have a little-known rule requiring all PAB [...]

Oh, Christ on a crutch, I was ignoring Conservapedia, but then olvlzl had to go and ruin it for me.
Gravity is considered by scientists and evolutionists to be one of the fundamental forces of the universe. It is a theory which suggests that all masses are attracted to each other because of invisible particles called [...]

I saw 300 today, and while I was impressed with the cinamatography (it looked, for all the world, like someone was holding up a graphic novel in front of my face while narrating the story to me), it left me a bit cold. It really could have used more nipples. And the [...]

I realize we usually reserve Friday Cat Blogging for a lighthearted look at the wacky antics of our feline friends, but today, I’m compelled by my moral conscience to bring you cold, hard investigative journalism.
As mentioned yesterday, I recently stayed in the home of one Jessica Valenti, a noted feminist and wanton exhibitionist. [...]

Via Feministing, it’s an irony thunderstorm on the Blog Against Sexism parade.

“Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll,”…may look like just another reality show with attractive, slinkily dressed women preening for the camera in the hope of a shot at stardom.
But “Pussycat Dolls Present” is about female empowerment, the show’s producers explained to [...]

Jessica Valenti — a kind and gracious host if you’re ever in NYC, by the way — posted her concerns yesterday about Benetint, a product marketed as tint makeup for your nipples.

Benetint: Because we thought it’d be funny if we stained the inside of your bras!

The product promo explains that women want [...]

This, in it’s entirety, is slashdot’s coverage of the AutoAdmit festival of assholes:
“Today’s Washington Post carries a front-page article on the internet message board AutoAdmit (a.k.a. Xoxohth), which proclaims itself the “most prestigious law school discussion board in the world.” The message board has recently come under fire for emphasizing a free speech policy that [...]

With his approval ratings dropping to fascist levels of sub-30% in the US of A, George Bush has apparently decided to move on and tackle the problems of a smaller nation:
Communist rule of Cuba should end when ailing leader Fidel Castro dies, U.S. President George W. Bush said as he prepared for a Latin American [...]

It’s dinnertime, and therefore a light blogging hour-lucky for me MSN is recycling some crap I swear to god Amanda wrote about back on Mousewords, but this time, it’s been stuck in their empowerful “Be Jane!” section, which briefly fooled me into thinking there’d be some kind of home-improvement project.
In my defense, it [...]

My favorite anti-feminists have stumbled upon a treasure trove of retro fun - home ec reels from the 40’s and 50’s on myspace.
Cooking Terms and What They Mean: finally, someone has defined ’stir’
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Are You Ready for Marriage: a minister and a rubber [...]

Recently, George Bush has been making the type of decisions that a real grown-up president would make. And it only took six years, (*sniff*) they grow up so fast.
I’m actually a bit tapped on outrage now, so it was with perfectly numbed feelings that I read this half-hearted attempt by the Washington Post to [...]