Archive for March, 2007
When it comes to fixing what’s wrong with America, Jon Stewart never rests.
1 Comment Published by Kyso Kisaen March 25th, 2007First, we find out that the Daily Show and Colbert Report contain just as much, if not more, actual news than the average television news program.
Now, the newest version of America: The Book is the teachers edition, and features actual facts scribbled into the margins meaning that America: The Book may now feature more facts than the average grade school social studies text.
“If they need to be touched, touch them.” (With compressed video.)
18 Comments Published by punkass marc March 23rd, 2007 in Godbaggery, Video, ConformityChris Bradley at Deeply Blasphemous has unearthed the Christian answer to all those heathen video diaries and football highlight clips toxifying the internets…
Enter
GodTube.
That’s right, fundamentalist Christianity’s parallel universe has grown a new tumor, but instead of taking the shape of the Virgin Mary, it’s developed into a likeness of YouTube.
The site’s full of […]
Hi everyone!
Each and every one of you reading this post falls into one of 2 categories:
1) Troll
2) Not a troll
Sometimes, it can be tough to tell the category to which you belong. After all, nobody likes to think of themselves as this. Or this. Or this.
Punk trolls aren’t the same thing as […]
I volunteered as a clinic escort and won this awesome BMX bike!
23 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen March 22nd, 2007 in Punkass!, Feminism, What Patriarchy?, Public ProcrastinationMarc’s recent post (which is all about the - dare I say it? P-word) has, predictably, generated some defensive posts. A patriarchy post is not as good as a blowjob post for fanning the flames of the blogosphere, but a patriarchy post written by a guy can generate a decent amount of heat. […]
Because you’re never too rich to steal a few extra pennies
6 Comments Published by punkass marc March 20th, 2007 in Big Business, Corporate IdiocyBest Buy: Where a cent stolen spends twice as nice as a Benjamin earned.
According to the earnings spreadsheet in the financial download section of their corporate site, during fiscal year 2006, electronics megosaur Best Buy generated $30 billion in revenue with a gross profit of $7.726 billion.
So could someone please explain to me why they […]
Even if you don’t care about them, this Klosterman piece is must-read social insight. Any additional lame commentary by me would do it no justice.
Please scan your Masonic Rothschild-Rockefeller cult-cartel card before reading the following post…
14 Comments Published by punkass marc March 19th, 2007 in FUCKING IDIOTSTOP SECRET.
The following information is for Masonic Rothschild-Rockefeller cult-cartel members only. Unauthorized access will result in black helicopters swooping down on your bitch-ass and disintigrating you with alien technology.
Is it just us Masonic Rothschild-Rockefeller cult-cartel folks now? Good. Because something has to be done about the guy who invented Scruples.
The anti-woman, anti-gay, […]
Fellating your betters: what is too much saliva for engineering firms is just right for CWA or IWF internships.
21 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen March 17th, 2007 in Feminism, What Patriarchy?When I was just a young girl and had not yet been indocrinated by the soothing feminist brainwash, a well-meaning friend of mine gave me a really great summer job. For three summers, I was the token chick in a male-dominated department. My job was to get lunch, take care of all the […]
Dear Patriarch Kind Sir: I’m terribly sorry to bother you, but mightn’t you remove your jackboot from my throat at your earliest convenience?
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Published by punkass marc March 16th, 2007 in Feminism, What Patriarchy?, Lick My Jackboots of Love
Sabotabby at The AntiSocial Socialist has one of the more active livejournal sites I’ve seen. Unfortunately, her traffic includes more than just the friendly feminist types. She also suffers the company of a classic soft troll, one of those “I’m on your side but everything you do and say is wrong” types who […]
I’m not doing this exciting, potentially lucrative thing because I want to; it’s just the burden God chose to give me.
16 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen March 13th, 2007 in Music, Entertainment, Godbaggery, The God BoxWhy don’t we here more good Christian rock music on mainstream, secular radio stations? I can’t remember the last time I heard a good Payable On Death or Creed* song and was all “yeah, that’s right! That’ll get this country right back on the LORDS! track!” God, those were such great bands. […]
Stop denying me my wage slaves and cannon fodder, you selfish bastards!
5 Comments Published by punkass marc March 13th, 2007 in Reproductive Rights, Wingnuts, HUH!?This humdinger of a hate rant by Zell Miller strips conservatives of the facade of compassion and lays bare the real motives behind elitist opposition to abortion:
“How could this great land of plenty produce too few people in the last 30 years?” Miller asked. “Here is the brutal truth that no one dares to mention: […]
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- A mug’s game
- Changing Tacks
- The Fetusmobiles are here again.
- Why gmail’s targeted ads are superior to hotmail’s.
- I Finally Figured Out What “Elitism” Really Means!
- Why do I torture myself reading this stuff?
- Go… Obama… (retch)
- So who’s the Veep for “the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy?”
- Sign the petition, comment on the register…let’s deluge those fuckers!
- Added to my list of people that I can’t believe get paid to write.
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