Comments on: What they don’t tell you is that after a while his or her ‘perfectness’ will really start to get on your nerves http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/what-they-dont-tell-you-is-that-after-a-while-his-or-her-perfectness-will-really-start-to-get-on-your-nerves/ Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:04:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: tara http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/what-they-dont-tell-you-is-that-after-a-while-his-or-her-perfectness-will-really-start-to-get-on-your-nerves/#comment-63448 tara Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:48:51 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/what-they-dont-tell-you-is-that-after-a-while-his-or-her-perfectness-will-really-start-to-get-on-your-nerves/#comment-63448 nice people :) nice, angry, happy, REAL people. nice people :) nice, angry, happy, REAL people.

]]> By: Beezel http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/what-they-dont-tell-you-is-that-after-a-while-his-or-her-perfectness-will-really-start-to-get-on-your-nerves/#comment-44530 Beezel Mon, 25 Jun 2007 18:49:40 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/what-they-dont-tell-you-is-that-after-a-while-his-or-her-perfectness-will-really-start-to-get-on-your-nerves/#comment-44530 perhaps - given the prevalence of such articles - the problem is in the question? Does it do us any good other than to feel better about how superior we are to knock the publication, author, etc. ? why not dig a little deeper (see, now I'm deeper than you)? perhaps - given the prevalence of such articles - the problem is in the question? Does it do us any good other than to feel better about how superior we are to knock the publication, author, etc. ? why not dig a little deeper (see, now I’m deeper than you)?

]]> By: Becky http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/what-they-dont-tell-you-is-that-after-a-while-his-or-her-perfectness-will-really-start-to-get-on-your-nerves/#comment-44527 Becky Mon, 25 Jun 2007 17:33:52 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/what-they-dont-tell-you-is-that-after-a-while-his-or-her-perfectness-will-really-start-to-get-on-your-nerves/#comment-44527 I really liked Jon's article. I thought it was clever and arousing. Look at all the people it has aroused! A baker's dozen! If I was him i'd be writing all my friend's emails so they can see how many he has aroused! So many! I really liked Jon’s article. I thought it was clever and arousing. Look at all the people it has aroused! A baker’s dozen! If I was him i’d be writing all my friend’s emails so they can see how many he has aroused! So many!

]]> By: Brenda Wenzela http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/what-they-dont-tell-you-is-that-after-a-while-his-or-her-perfectness-will-really-start-to-get-on-your-nerves/#comment-44526 Brenda Wenzela Mon, 25 Jun 2007 17:27:25 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/what-they-dont-tell-you-is-that-after-a-while-his-or-her-perfectness-will-really-start-to-get-on-your-nerves/#comment-44526 Who does this guy think he is? I mean is it just me or does he completely reek of the kind of asshole who never leaves the house without a Pez dispenser full of rufies. In fact my feelings for this Jon Wilde character can be summed up with one word, HATE. I hate Jon Wilde. I want to make a ceramic model of him and smash it with my softball bat. Actually scratch that, I want to smash the real thing! John Wilde you are the planets widest asshole. May all your days be filled with misery and misfortune. Die, Brenda PS. Jon has an "H" in it, lizard. Who does this guy think he is? I mean is it just me or does he completely reek of the kind of asshole who never leaves the house without a Pez dispenser full of rufies. In fact my feelings for this Jon Wilde character can be summed up with one word, HATE. I hate Jon Wilde. I want to make a ceramic model of him and smash it with my softball bat. Actually scratch that, I want to smash the real thing! John Wilde you are the planets widest asshole. May all your days be filled with misery and misfortune.

Die,

Brenda

PS. Jon has an “H” in it, lizard.

]]> By: junk science http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/what-they-dont-tell-you-is-that-after-a-while-his-or-her-perfectness-will-really-start-to-get-on-your-nerves/#comment-38508 junk science Tue, 03 Apr 2007 20:57:55 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/what-they-dont-tell-you-is-that-after-a-while-his-or-her-perfectness-will-really-start-to-get-on-your-nerves/#comment-38508 <i>What asshole in his right mind gives a care what a person wears to bed?</i> As far as I know, the kind of guy who needs a woman to be dressed in Victoria's Secret lingerie, a dominatrix outfit, or some such porn cliche to get an erection, since the sight of a normal human being doesn't do it for him. The girl's article just keeps making me sad. All she wants is a boyfriend who likes her even though she's not on the cover of <i>Maxim</i>. What kind of dumb, boring assholes has she been putting up with? What asshole in his right mind gives a care what a person wears to bed?

As far as I know, the kind of guy who needs a woman to be dressed in Victoria’s Secret lingerie, a dominatrix outfit, or some such porn cliche to get an erection, since the sight of a normal human being doesn’t do it for him.

The girl’s article just keeps making me sad. All she wants is a boyfriend who likes her even though she’s not on the cover of Maxim. What kind of dumb, boring assholes has she been putting up with?

]]> By: junk science http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/what-they-dont-tell-you-is-that-after-a-while-his-or-her-perfectness-will-really-start-to-get-on-your-nerves/#comment-38507 junk science Tue, 03 Apr 2007 20:36:34 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/what-they-dont-tell-you-is-that-after-a-while-his-or-her-perfectness-will-really-start-to-get-on-your-nerves/#comment-38507 <i>It’s in the stud handbook, didn’t you get yours in high school?</i> I think they're real careful about not giving those to girls. It’s in the stud handbook, didn’t you get yours in high school?

I think they’re real careful about not giving those to girls.

]]> By: RobW http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/what-they-dont-tell-you-is-that-after-a-while-his-or-her-perfectness-will-really-start-to-get-on-your-nerves/#comment-38506 RobW Tue, 03 Apr 2007 20:30:32 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/what-they-dont-tell-you-is-that-after-a-while-his-or-her-perfectness-will-really-start-to-get-on-your-nerves/#comment-38506 <i>And why would the super stud want to take his girlfriend to sporting events anyway, since he clearly can’t stand being around her? So he can brag to his friends about how pussy-whipped he isn’t?</i> No, silly, it's so his friends can see the hot ass he's tapping. But they'd best not look too closely, or he'll kick their ass. Or he'll think real hard about kicking their ass then call her a slut on the way home for strutting her ass in front of his friends. It's in the stud handbook, didn't you get yours in high school? <i>Therefore, I have no way of determining whether strong preferences in unmentionables are more common than I’d ever supposed, or if I just date weird people.</i> False dichotomy? <i>In other news, the earth is round.</i> More of MSN's liberal lies. This is why I only watch Fox. And why would the super stud want to take his girlfriend to sporting events anyway, since he clearly can’t stand being around her? So he can brag to his friends about how pussy-whipped he isn’t?

No, silly, it’s so his friends can see the hot ass he’s tapping. But they’d best not look too closely, or he’ll kick their ass. Or he’ll think real hard about kicking their ass then call her a slut on the way home for strutting her ass in front of his friends. It’s in the stud handbook, didn’t you get yours in high school?

Therefore, I have no way of determining whether strong preferences in unmentionables are more common than I’d ever supposed, or if I just date weird people.

False dichotomy?

In other news, the earth is round.

More of MSN’s liberal lies. This is why I only watch Fox.

]]> By: JasonC http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/what-they-dont-tell-you-is-that-after-a-while-his-or-her-perfectness-will-really-start-to-get-on-your-nerves/#comment-38504 JasonC Tue, 03 Apr 2007 20:08:26 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/what-they-dont-tell-you-is-that-after-a-while-his-or-her-perfectness-will-really-start-to-get-on-your-nerves/#comment-38504 The John Douchebag Manifesto Dear mindless person with tits: You do not know me. But I am on the lookout for you. You are my prey. And I have an erection that needs satisfying. I am John Douchebag. I am in your clubs dancing like a prick. I am riding in my Mustang. I am in your strip clubs. I am masturbating to you on Drunk College Chicks dot com. I am your neighbor. I am your customer. I am your classmate. I am your boss, checking out that sweet ass as you walk by my office. I am John Douchebag. I will never forget that you are a piece of meat here for only my amusement and pleasure. I will never forget that I can treat you like trash and you will always come back for more, knowing I will protect you and give you shelter from all the bad in this world. I will never forget the alertness of actor James Woods. I will act like I care about you when you need me to. I will pretend to like your boring 'art' films which are fucking retarded. I will patronize you at all times. I am John Douchebag. I will protest your old Bon Jovi t-shirt that you wear to bed, because it makes my penis not want to fuck you. I will petition against your constant need for me to tell you I "love" you, or "give a shit" about you. I will raise my voice against your constant whining when I come home at 3am smelling of Heinken and unprotected sex. I will challenge your attempts to better yourself through education and local community outreach. I will combat your violent propaganda on the Internet. I am John Douchebag. I will support legislation initiatives that keep intact white privilege. I will oppose all attempts to undermine my rightful place in the patriarchy. I will resist all attempts aimed at convincing me I am not a complete tool. I am John Douchebag. -jca weloveamericamorethananyone.com The John Douchebag Manifesto

Dear mindless person with tits: You do not know me. But I am on the lookout for you. You are my prey. And I have an erection that needs satisfying. I am John Douchebag.
I am in your clubs dancing like a prick. I am riding in my Mustang. I am in your strip clubs. I am masturbating to you on Drunk College Chicks dot com. I am your neighbor. I am your customer. I am your classmate. I am your boss, checking out that sweet ass as you walk by my office. I am John Douchebag.
I will never forget that you are a piece of meat here for only my amusement and pleasure.
I will never forget that I can treat you like trash and you will always come back for more, knowing I will protect you and give you shelter from all the bad in this world.
I will never forget the alertness of actor James Woods.
I will act like I care about you when you need me to. I will pretend to like your boring ‘art’ films which are fucking retarded. I will patronize you at all times. I am John Douchebag.
I will protest your old Bon Jovi t-shirt that you wear to bed, because it makes my penis not want to fuck you. I will petition against your constant need for me to tell you I “love” you, or “give a shit” about you. I will raise my voice against your constant whining when I come home at 3am smelling of Heinken and unprotected sex. I will challenge your attempts to better yourself through education and local community outreach. I will combat your violent propaganda on the Internet.
I am John Douchebag.
I will support legislation initiatives that keep intact white privilege.
I will oppose all attempts to undermine my rightful place in the patriarchy.
I will resist all attempts aimed at convincing me I am not a complete tool.
I am John Douchebag.

-jca weloveamericamorethananyone.com

]]> By: Perfect Girlfiend http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/what-they-dont-tell-you-is-that-after-a-while-his-or-her-perfectness-will-really-start-to-get-on-your-nerves/#comment-38483 Perfect Girlfiend Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:55:50 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/what-they-dont-tell-you-is-that-after-a-while-his-or-her-perfectness-will-really-start-to-get-on-your-nerves/#comment-38483 Dammit. I *knew* it was the t-shirts... Dammit. I *knew* it was the t-shirts…

]]> By: am i a body fascist? http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/what-they-dont-tell-you-is-that-after-a-while-his-or-her-perfectness-will-really-start-to-get-on-your-nerves/#comment-38470 am i a body fascist? Mon, 02 Apr 2007 23:51:33 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/what-they-dont-tell-you-is-that-after-a-while-his-or-her-perfectness-will-really-start-to-get-on-your-nerves/#comment-38470 though i've to appreciate your stamina, how come you're reading msn anyway? and then this very sort of thing? are there REALLY people doing this sh*te? but enough of troubling questions, now let's go n buy expensive new undies or something else advertised there or here, you will feel so much better afterwards, and if you don't believe me, reckon you can take jon's word for it, too. though i’ve to appreciate your stamina, how come you’re reading msn anyway? and then this very sort of thing? are there REALLY people doing this sh*te?

but enough of troubling questions, now let’s go n buy expensive new undies or something else advertised there or here, you will feel so much better afterwards, and if you don’t believe me, reckon you can take jon’s word for it, too.

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