Comments on: When she comes, she leaves a lot more than a quarter under your pillow http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/frat-house-masturbator/ Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:37:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: carrie http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/frat-house-masturbator/#comment-38477 carrie Tue, 03 Apr 2007 04:22:40 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/a-visit-from-the-frat-house-masturbonymph/#comment-38477 actually, at least one of the guys in the tent city in the woods behind my house has a cell phone. he used it to call one of my neighbors to tell her he'd found her cat. we're curious about where he's charging it though. actually, at least one of the guys in the tent city in the woods behind my house has a cell phone. he used it to call one of my neighbors to tell her he’d found her cat. we’re curious about where he’s charging it though.

]]> By: Neil the Ethical Werewolf http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/frat-house-masturbator/#comment-38429 Neil the Ethical Werewolf Mon, 02 Apr 2007 03:49:22 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/a-visit-from-the-frat-house-masturbonymph/#comment-38429 She had a cell phone, which suggests (defeasibly) that she's not homeless. She had a cell phone, which suggests (defeasibly) that she’s not homeless.

]]> By: Mister Nice Guy http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/frat-house-masturbator/#comment-38423 Mister Nice Guy Sun, 01 Apr 2007 23:20:02 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/a-visit-from-the-frat-house-masturbonymph/#comment-38423 I seem to detect a suspicion on the part of some commentors that if the same woman had walked in the door and said, "Hi, guys, I hear you really like to party around here! *giggle*" she would more likely have been gang banged than if she walked in, stripped naked, and began masturbating on their couch. I suspect they're right. I seem to detect a suspicion on the part of some commentors that if the same woman had walked in the door and said, “Hi, guys, I hear you really like to party around here! *giggle*” she would more likely have been gang banged than if she walked in, stripped naked, and began masturbating on their couch.

I suspect they’re right.

]]> By: (punkass) Marc Faletti http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/frat-house-masturbator/#comment-38408 (punkass) Marc Faletti Sun, 01 Apr 2007 14:35:47 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/a-visit-from-the-frat-house-masturbonymph/#comment-38408 Me either. Wait... Me either.

Wait…

]]> By: junk science http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/frat-house-masturbator/#comment-38376 junk science Sat, 31 Mar 2007 18:20:37 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/a-visit-from-the-frat-house-masturbonymph/#comment-38376 Hell, now I'm never going to read it. Hell, now I’m never going to read it.

]]> By: shannon http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/frat-house-masturbator/#comment-38375 shannon Sat, 31 Mar 2007 18:14:04 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/a-visit-from-the-frat-house-masturbonymph/#comment-38375 I think I have psychological damage now, mythago. I think I have psychological damage now, mythago.

]]> By: mythago http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/frat-house-masturbator/#comment-38372 mythago Sat, 31 Mar 2007 16:01:39 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/a-visit-from-the-frat-house-masturbonymph/#comment-38372 Um. Did anybody actually go and <I>read the article</I>? I have no problem believing that they spent 30 minutes trying to decide whether to gang bang her or not. Um. Did anybody actually go and read the article?

I have no problem believing that they spent 30 minutes trying to decide whether to gang bang her or not.

]]> By: Rainbow Girl http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/frat-house-masturbator/#comment-38354 Rainbow Girl Sat, 31 Mar 2007 01:01:48 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/a-visit-from-the-frat-house-masturbonymph/#comment-38354 Oh no, no offense taken whatsoever. I had no intention of putting a wet blanket (heh heh, wet blanket) on this hilarious post and opportunity to rag on frats. Especially THOSE DAMN DELTAS!!!! ROBOT HOUSE!!!!!!!! Oh no, no offense taken whatsoever. I had no intention of putting a wet blanket (heh heh, wet blanket) on this hilarious post and opportunity to rag on frats.

Especially THOSE DAMN DELTAS!!!!

ROBOT HOUSE!!!!!!!!

]]> By: junk science http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/frat-house-masturbator/#comment-38350 junk science Fri, 30 Mar 2007 22:57:57 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/a-visit-from-the-frat-house-masturbonymph/#comment-38350 It's not even necessarily that they were grossed out by the masturbation because it didn't look like a porno, but that watching sexual acts in porn and having them unexpectedly acted out in front of you are such viscerally different experiences. There's a sense of "this is <i>so</i> not happening right now" that supersedes feelings of "wow, that's hot" or "god, how disgusting." It's something that makes you either leave the room immediately or invite all your friends to gawk at. It’s not even necessarily that they were grossed out by the masturbation because it didn’t look like a porno, but that watching sexual acts in porn and having them unexpectedly acted out in front of you are such viscerally different experiences. There’s a sense of “this is so not happening right now” that supersedes feelings of “wow, that’s hot” or “god, how disgusting.” It’s something that makes you either leave the room immediately or invite all your friends to gawk at.

]]> By: (punkass) Marc Faletti http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/frat-house-masturbator/#comment-38347 (punkass) Marc Faletti Fri, 30 Mar 2007 20:26:40 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/30/a-visit-from-the-frat-house-masturbonymph/#comment-38347 holly, excellent point -- if this happened, it's certainly plausible the frat boys were suddenly shocked/scared/made squeamish by real masturbation and not porno-style masturbation, and if that's the case, events may have unfolded as your surmise... point also taken on time estimation. :) holly,

excellent point — if this happened, it’s certainly plausible the frat boys were suddenly shocked/scared/made squeamish by real masturbation and not porno-style masturbation, and if that’s the case, events may have unfolded as your surmise…

point also taken on time estimation. :)

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