Comments on: Wal-Mart’s shadow government comparable to America’s but at a fraction of the cost http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/29/1206/ Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:59:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: appletree » Blog Archive » Thursday Links: ‘The Strangest Cartoon of All Time Edition’ http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/29/1206/#comment-38304 appletree » Blog Archive » Thursday Links: ‘The Strangest Cartoon of All Time Edition’ Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:03:48 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/29/1206/#comment-38304 [...] How’s this for surreal: Wal-Mart now employs its own version of the FBI. Before Bush took office, I would have said, “its own version of the KGB.” [...] [...] How’s this for surreal: Wal-Mart now employs its own version of the FBI. Before Bush took office, I would have said, “its own version of the KGB.” [...]

]]> By: (punkass) Marc Faletti http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/29/1206/#comment-38297 (punkass) Marc Faletti Thu, 29 Mar 2007 21:24:23 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/29/1206/#comment-38297 But don't you see the comparisons between Target and Iran? They're practically the same thing. But don’t you see the comparisons between Target and Iran? They’re practically the same thing.

]]> By: Kyso Kisaen http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/29/1206/#comment-38295 Kyso Kisaen Thu, 29 Mar 2007 21:06:35 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/29/1206/#comment-38295 Target? You've got to be kidding me. Google will win the war to be America's corporate overlords. They're just as big as WalMart, they're already in space and they know everything about everyone who has ever touched the internet. Plus they've got the element of suprise. I'm just hoping they'll be benevolent masters. I hear the cafeterias are excellent. Target? You’ve got to be kidding me.

Google will win the war to be America’s corporate overlords. They’re just as big as WalMart, they’re already in space and they know everything about everyone who has ever touched the internet. Plus they’ve got the element of suprise.

I’m just hoping they’ll be benevolent masters. I hear the cafeterias are excellent.

]]> By: MikeEss http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/29/1206/#comment-38293 MikeEss Thu, 29 Mar 2007 20:53:22 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/29/1206/#comment-38293 WalMart will just have to get nukes too, and then up the anty with bioweapons... WalMart will just have to get nukes too, and then up the anty with bioweapons…

]]> By: (punkass) Marc Faletti http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/29/1206/#comment-38292 (punkass) Marc Faletti Thu, 29 Mar 2007 20:48:43 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/29/1206/#comment-38292 What happens when Target escalates the arms race and buys a nuke? What happens when Target escalates the arms race and buys a nuke?

]]> By: MikeEss http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/29/1206/#comment-38290 MikeEss Thu, 29 Mar 2007 19:01:04 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2007/03/29/1206/#comment-38290 <i>"It’s not time to get concerned yet. When they start organizing a WalMart army, then maybe we should be worried."</i> I'm thinking a cut-rate Blackwater-wannabe made up of Iraqi refugees trained by American NRA members. They could call it <i>Sam's Choice BlackOpps Warriors</i>. As long as we're involved in pointless military adventures all over the world without instituting the Draft, the market's there. WalMart just needs to do their patriotic (and profitable) duty and fill it... “It’s not time to get concerned yet. When they start organizing a WalMart army, then maybe we should be worried.”

I’m thinking a cut-rate Blackwater-wannabe made up of Iraqi refugees trained by American NRA members. They could call it Sam’s Choice BlackOpps Warriors.

As long as we’re involved in pointless military adventures all over the world without instituting the Draft, the market’s there. WalMart just needs to do their patriotic (and profitable) duty and fill it…

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