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Awww. Widdle Democwat puppies are so cute! They run around licking everyone’s faces, begging to be the center of attention in that cute way that suggests they don’t know any better.

Except not every fuzzy face is an actual cute widdle Democwat puppy. Some of them are parasitic wingnut spawn masquerading as friendly critters, working their way into our homes to take us hostage and bleed us dry. Here’s a photo of these double agents in their natural habitat:

While the false Democwats may nuzzle us affectionately much of the time, when the Republican overlord calleth them to the nipple of misinformation, the pups drink greedily. That way, they can spit it back up on our carpets. This is especially true regarding Iraq.

Despite firm commands from their so-called owners (i.e. all the folks who voted them into office), these evil mutts continue to foster the abuse of American soldiers perpetuated by their real masters, the Republicans. After John Murtha introduced a sensible plan requiring soldiers to have at least a year off between combat tours and ending our stop-loss policy, the Demo-spawn upchucked the following:

Rep. Jim Matheson (D-UT), of pro-bankruptcy bill and pro-CAFTA voting fame, fumed that Murtha’s proposal “is a non-starter, an absolute non-starter” because he claimed - without any proof - that it “holds back resources from our troops.” Rep. Jim Cooper (D-TN) breathlessly declared that Murtha “stepped all over [the] message of support for the troops.” And Freshman Rep. Joe Sestak (D-PA), who’s major campaign issue was opposition to the Iraq War, said he is “a bit wary” of the proposal.

Do not be fooled. Just because we elected to feed and house them, these Congressmen are not ours. They’re someone else’s lapdogs entirely.

Unfortunately, we still have to clean up all that puke.