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I want to know where I can get a chip for my shoulder as big as this guy’s.
I suppose if I were a six-foot, six-inch tall man with a hateful grin plastered on my face, I might suffer fewer daily reminders of how other people see me. Being a good deal shorter, and having genitals […]

Damn, that may be the greatest blog post title ever.

Anyway, China does indeed have remote-control pigeons with implants in their brains.
The implants stimulated different areas of the pigeon’s brain according to signals sent by the scientists via computer, and forced the bird to comply with their commands.
If you want to see gory pictures […]

Awww. Widdle Democwat puppies are so cute! They run around licking everyone’s faces, begging to be the center of attention in that cute way that suggests they don’t know any better.
Except not every fuzzy face is an actual cute widdle Democwat puppy. Some of them are parasitic wingnut spawn masquerading as friendly […]

Joseph A. D’Agostino certainly gets no pleasure from pointing out the delicious irony that because of 40 years of Western feminism, Chinese girls are on the verge of extinction.
Suck it up, ladies, we have no one to blame but ourselves.
The sex imbalance continues to worsen, not improve, thanks to the ever-increasing spread of cheap abortion […]

6,577,667,763 people are running, walking, crawling, sitting, or lying down somewhere on this planet today. Since typing it, the number’s already grown to 6,577,667,834.
Over the last hundred years, fears of mankind causing its own demise have gone from inconceivable to real. Initially, we fretted about our newfound capacity for global nuclear […]

A couple of Rebeloution groupies have their own petition up and running for the Rebeloutionettes to thank the Rebeloutionaries for taking the survey which cleared up, once and for all, the modesty issue.*
I mention it only because a quick look at their blog suggests that maybe Marc should expand his Bluey series to include more […]

The Modesty Survey has been launched (and now features instructions on how to access and interpret the results) and we can all sleep easier knowing that someone has finally given men a voice on the topic of womanly appearance. It’s hard to draw any concrete conclusions from the survey, except for the obvious ones […]

Hey all.
Punkassblog and Pangdagon both underwent a server upgrade. I am attempting to retrieve any comments lost in the move since yesterday; apologies if your thoughts got lost in the fray.

Happy Valentine’s Day, Baby!

What, for me? Oh, you shouldn’t have! (*Unwraps elegantly, nay, professionally wrapped, lit and photographed gift*)
Hey, this isn’t flowers, chocolate, jewelry, a stuffed animal, or anything else even remotely approaching a Valentine’s Day gift. It’s just a list of perfectly ordinary things I wear everyday and a bunch of […]

Two related and interesting items get slashdotted today:
One, a 6-page Vanity Fair article on piracy in which details the movie and record industries’ losing battle against downloading. Remember those awful anti-piracy commercials that they used to lecture you in movie theatres, where you had clearly just paid them their damn money?
Another P.S.A. argues that […]

Portuguese women will soon have access to legal early-term abortion.
Prime Minister Jose Socrates has said abortion will be legalised in Portugal despite the turnout for a referendum being too low to be legally binding…
The proposal allows all women abortion until the 10th week of pregnancy….
In cases of rape, abortions are allowed within 16 weeks. The […]