Archive for January, 2007
They could have sworn they found a wad of gum stuck under a seat in the auditorium
13 Comments Published by junk science January 16th, 2007 in Punkass!, "Science", Brilliant Ideas, Edumakashun, GodbaggerySo I’m a punkass now. Believe me, I’m as surprised as you are.
To celebrate, I thought I’d pop some champagne and share with you what I learned from PZ Myers today: Christian fundamentalists in America are being persecuted.
Ken Ham’s creation museum hasn’t even opened its doors yet, and things are already getting ugly [...]
I’m too modest for my shirt, too modest for my shirt, so modest it hurts
5 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen January 15th, 2007 in Conformity, For the ladies, GodbaggeryWhen I took journalism classes, I was always told to put the key stuff on top and the throw away stuff at the bottom. Technically, that’s just what the author of this article on a “modesty fashion show” did; however, in my opinion the most revealing detail slipped in at the bottom. (emphasis mine)
Pregnancy [...]
Cheney expresses enthusiasm for cloning and execution (of laws)
2 Comments Published by punkass marc January 15th, 2007 in Rights? What rights?Whew. I can sleep easier about the DoD putting on their NSA floppy ears and sniffing around my privates now that Dick Cheney has defended its legitimacy.
Though the Pentagon is forbidden by law from conducting espionage, the veep says their particular brand of financial and telecom “research” has been part of its portfolio for [...]
Genetically modified chicken will cure your cancer, goes well with stuffing
1 Comment Published by Kyso Kisaen January 14th, 2007 in Punkass!, Yay! Science!Scientists have created chickens that lay eggs containing proteins that go in anti-cancer treatments.
The Roslin Institute, near Edinburgh, says it has produced five generations of birds that can produce useful levels of life-saving proteins in egg whites.
The work could lead to a range of drugs that are cheaper and easier to make.
Please tell me this is a new blogs.about.com feature.
10 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen January 14th, 2007 in Advice, HUH!?, Soapbox, WankersAbout.com has never been my go-to source for anything, but only because it’s kind of bland and usually not terribly helpful. The flipside of that, though, is that it’s never struck me as too terribly hurtful, either. And if it wasn’t chockfull o’ detail, at least the authors managed to convey the idea [...]
Israelis flip Bush the bird, demolishing another wingnut war myth in the process
5 Comments Published by punkass marc January 14th, 2007 in Imperialism for Dummies, Lick My Jackboots of LoveWhen all other logic fails, most conservatives fall back on one last trope to defend US aggression in the Middle East: we’ve got to protect Israel from all the big, bad Islamofascists. Opposition to the war in Iraq has been equated with anti-Semitism by the Right, and no small number of liberals have had [...]
Let’s make loss and death sexy again!
8 Comments Published by punkass marc January 13th, 2007 in A Punkass Original Production, Bush is a cock, Filtered PropagandaAdvertising is as American as apple pie made from the blood of infidels. We are the land of product placement. Our biggest sporting event of the year is equally known for its commercials. And, by God, we’ve got Man Laws.
So it makes sense that the president, facing staunch opposition in and out [...]
All the Vogon poetry in the world can’t hide an anti-choicer’s real agenda, plus a message to the young and the ignorant
36 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen January 13th, 2007 in Bodily Autonomy, Lick My Jackboots of Love, Reproductive Rights, Wankers, What Patriarchy?Concerned Women for America reminds us that there’s less than 10 days before the worlds largest anti-abortion demonstration- plenty of time to get your ass to DC! This year’s theme: “Oh, won’t somebody please think of the stem cells!”
“Thou Shalt Protect the Equal Right to Life of Each Innocent Human in Existence at [...]
McCain denies rumors of feasting on virgin blood, claims “most troops aren’t virgins”
2 Comments Published by punkass marc January 12th, 2007 in McCaineryHe’s baaaaack…
In case being anti-choice, pro-fraud, anti-environment, pro-Big Oil, anti-education, pro-AIDS, anti-fiscal responsibility, and pro-suffering wasn’t pragmatically centrist enough for you, America’s shining beacon of integrity, John McCain, is publicly backing the oh-so-popular troop increase:
“I believe that together these moves will give the Iraqis and Americans the best chance of success,” said McCain, R-Ariz., a [...]
The terror could be a’comin’… what if it’s by design?
14 Comments Published by punkass marc January 11th, 2007 in Bush is a cock, Imperialism for DummiesNot that you’d know it from most online US news sources (The Post excluded), but it appears the US engaged in an act of war with Iran:
US forces accompanied by military helicopters on Thursday stormed the Iranian consulate in the Kurdish city of Arbil, arresting five Iranian employees, a Kurdish security source said. In addition [...]
Wake up, America! Pelosi’s uterus has you hypnotized!
35 Comments Published by punkass marc January 10th, 2007 in FUCKING IDIOTS, Family, Shame on you for being a womanIt must be difficult to be a famous woman. If you don’t have children, you’re an old maid with shriveled ovaries who has forsaken your godly purpose. If you have children and don’t talk about them, you’re a cold parent who puts her career ahead of her offspring. If you’re like Nancy [...]
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