They could have sworn they found a wad of gum stuck under a seat in the auditorium
Published by junk science January 16th, 2007 in Punkass!, "Science", Brilliant Ideas, Edumakashun, GodbaggerySo I’m a punkass now. Believe me, I’m as surprised as you are.
To celebrate, I thought I’d pop some champagne and share with you what I learned from PZ Myers today: Christian fundamentalists in America are being persecuted.
Ken Ham’s creation museum hasn’t even opened its doors yet, and things are already getting ugly on the bloodthirsty Darwinist heathen front. Now, don’t get them wrong; the Docents for Jesus can handle being laughed at.
While foreign media and science critics have mostly come to snigger at exhibits explaining how baby dinosaurs fit on Noah’s Ark and Cain married his sister to people the earth, museum spokesman and vice-president Mark Looy said the coverage has done nothing but drum up more interest.
“Mocking publicity is free publicity,” Looy said.
But they aren’t quite as lighthearted about being torched to the ground by the inevitable hordes of pitchfork-wielding evilutionists.
The museum has hired extra security and explosives-sniffing dogs to counter anonymous threats of damage to the building.
Of course it has. It makes me want to fly to Kentucky and blow up an aerosol can in the parking lot to make them feel better.
Welcome!
Welcome, js! Hazing begins in the parking lot at 4. Please bring body wax and an erector set.
Junk, looking forward to interesting posts…
(my irrational jealousy over Marc choosing you to become a punkass prevents me from being any more exuberant…
On topic - Pitchfork-wielding evilutionists? Ha!
Acceptance of evolution should be the default stance of any educated, thinking, logical person. Rejection of the reality of evolution should be cause for shame.
If the fundnuts believe god gave them brains to use for something more than covering with a John Deere cap, and since the world is filled with great examples of the existence of evolution in action, they need to wake up and smell the coffee.
If anyone is likely to carry a pitchfork, it will be the looneys attempting to cast science from the public sphere…
I’m only doing this to see my name in blue.
Also, thanks. I promise I’ll attempt something more substantial soon.
Marc - “Welcome, js! Hazing begins in the parking lot at 4. Please bring body wax and an erector set.”
Erector is cool! (Unless you’re not talking about what I think you’re talking about…
(Marc, BTW, we need video of the hazing…)
Welcome, js! Hazing begins in the parking lot at 4. Please bring body wax and an erector set.
I have the paddles and 64 ounces of non-dairy whipped topping, but it turns out I can’t rent the backhoe because of what happened last time. Please advise.
Well, it sounds like we have what we need to build a replica of Optimus Prime, coat it in whipped topping, give it a bikini wax, and then smash the crap out of it.
Works for me if it works for you.
(Marc, BTW, we need video of the hazing…)
What happens at PunkassBlog, stays at PunkassBlog.
You all have little pencils next to your names. I can make you say anything I want. Please bear this in mind.
Dammit, junk, that was supposed to be an unspoken threat.
I like Bill O’Reilly and horses’ asses.
GASP! js, I can’t believe you would say that. And besides, those are the same thing.
Heh. I know. And Ann Coulter was my lesbian experimentation.
So to speak.