Ok, get rid of the ridiculous name and make another version with short sleeves and no headpiece, and I will totally take one as well.
I want a swimsuit that covers my back and shoulders without looking like a wetsuit. And one that will restrain my unruly girls.
I want one. Exactly the way it is.
I would totally wear one too, minus the cap but with the long sleeves. Not because I have a burning desire to be “modest” – I just like to avoid sunburning my #FFFFFF skin. And I don’t want to wear a wetsuit or one of those “frogskins” that competitive swimmers wear. (They don’t make those in fatgirl sizes anyway.)
Kyso, do you want us to stare at your “unruly girls” or not? I’m getting whiplash between this thread and the last one…
It is not a bad thing. From what my Ausi friend tells me is that anyone at the beach would wear one, because the sun is like 8 feet off the ground and will burn you to a crisp in like 3 mins! She descibes her suit as somewhat the same, just without the head thing…
Generally I try to avoid giving people unearned peaks at my awesome rack, hence the attrativeness of a swimsuit with sleeves and a collar.
At least it sounds like you’ve learned the lesson that with great power comes great responsibility.
We wouldn’t want some kind of swimming-related fatality to occur…(to you or to any innocent onlooker…)
Nothing to say….just passing through collecting euphemisms for the two soft fleshy milk-secreting glandular organs on the chest of a woman.
I like tbogg’s “sweater puppies”
Nice. Everybody likes puppies. But what with bioengineering hitting its stride, we are liable to see increasingly obvious artificial puppies. Someone who thinks they have the perfect puppies might even clone their puppies for others, or even create puppies that glow in their sweater. Downright scary…
Have you considered a surfer’s rashguard? They come in long- and short-sleeve lengths, and unlike a t-shirt, they’re made to get wet…
I had no idea such a thing existed. Thanks.