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Yesterday we continued our weeklong worship of the powerful insights into the psyche of emotionally crippled men offered by Men’s Health dimbulb David Zinczenko. Among other things, Zinczenko celebrated the charming tendency of guys like him to hide behind movie quotes as a way to express their “feelings” without entering the danger-zone of originality […]

Yesterday we discovered the enlightened teachings of David Zinczenko, the editor-in-chief of Men’s Health who defends moronic male behaviors via his lameass blog.

You can tell I’m sensitive because of the lighting.
In one of his least coherent arguments (and that’s saying something), Zinczenko claims it’s normal for a guy to talk in movie quotes […]

*Bzzrrppt.*
Man-Robot #5451136832 reporting for duty — ready to think, do, and say everything expected from a typical male. Recently, I installed the newest upgrade to my Men’s Health operating system, maximizing my compatibility with the rock-bottom expectations of blabby, crabby Woman-Robots.
My programmer, Men’s Health editor-in-chief David Zinczenko, is the Bill Gates of man […]

Poor Wyoming. If you had to order the states from most memorable to least, Wyoming would probably land in the low forties, nestled somewhere between Nebraska and Idaho. [Actually, scratch that — Idaho’s shape is quite memorable compared to our National Square of Wyoming.]
Point is, when it comes to Wyoming, there isn’t a […]

So I was hanging out at the Rebelution, waiting for the results of the Modesty Survey and hitting “refresh” every minute or so when something on the sidebar caught my eye. No, it wasn’t the hottie hot hotness of those beguiling young Harris boys*, but something more urgent - an animated gif that was […]

The subtitle of Sidney Blumenthal’s essay in the Guardian today got me quite excited. Printed under The Myth of McCain was this titillating phrase: “Once the presumptive next US president, the Republican frontrunner’s popularity has nose dived.”
Now this sounded like a good read. Surely there would be some evidence demonstrating the sour […]

In America, it’s hard to be a minority. Sometimes, your Mercedes gets a door ding in the Tiffany’s parking lot. You just know the hired help’s rummages through your things, even if you can’t prove it. And, worst of all, you have to sit in the back of the Armed Services Committee.
Just […]

You’d think their party’s horrible mismanagement of an unwinnable war built on deceit would make it difficult for aspiring Republicans to step into the presidential arena with tough talk and promises of delivering a super-sized helping of liberty to all the flag-waving disadvantaged youth of the world.
If anything would dissuade a rational person […]

If you ever need to make one single convincing argument against intelligent design, just point to Chris Muir. This willfully ignorant shitbag spews aggravating, blatant falsehoods as obvious facts, and not just on any old topic. Muir chooses to further lies that threaten the fate of the planet, presumably because they happen to […]

Roman Polanski is repugnant, especially by the standards of feminism. As a rapist dodging responsibility for his crime, the man’s done real harm with his personal actions.
But can an ugly soul make a beautiful film? While this has been the subject of much debate elsewhere, I firmly believe you can separate […]

I (heart) me some birth control pill. I really do. I have to admit, I kind of fell for the scare stories about it and avoided it for a long time. I always had an excuse: I don’t see my boyfriend often enough to bother taking a pill every day, I don’t […]