Archive for December, 2006
Because, if you ask me, Daniel 9:21 sounds downright saucy:
Yea, whiles I was speaking in prayer, even the man Gabriel, whom I had seen in the vision at the beginning, being caused to fly swiftly, touched me about the time of the evening oblation.
Either that, or we’ve just discovered the first documented case of altar boy abuse. Thanks, random Bible verse generator! [h/t Michelle]
Chuck has a potpourri of good ole fashioned down-home talking points in his most recent column. For safe holiday fun for the whole family, find the word that does not mean what Chuck Norris thinks it means.
Reading Assignment
6 Comments Published by McBoing December 21st, 2006 in Rights? What rights?, Human Rights, Shame on you for not being rich white and privilegedHow The World Works, “Lifestyles of the Poor and Unknown“:
It is hard to escape the conclusion that the poor do see themselves as having a significant amount of choice, and choose not to exercise it in the direction of spending more on food. The typical poor household in Udaipur [in India] could spend up to […]
Why I (heart) Men’s News Daily
9 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen December 20th, 2006 in Punkass!, Humor, DudesMen’s News Daily is the news aggregator and blog that has all the hits!
Carey “Them womens is voting and they’re out of CONTROL!” Roberts:
But that turned out to be a Faustian pact. Because when it comes to women’s issues, it’s the rad-fems who pay the piper and call the tune. Suddenly the Grand Old Party […]
Famous Mii
15 Comments Published by punkass marc December 20th, 2006 in Celebrity, Entertainment, Wii!Ain’t seen much of me lately, have you?
That’s probably because I got myself a Wii.
I’m sure you’ve heard people rave about this thing before, but seriously, it’s the most fun I’ve had since I learned to masturbate.
The addictive games that come with the system, like tennis and bowling, provide hours of […]
Texans QB David Carr on how fans should feel about his 1 TD and 7 INTs over the last 8 games:
“First of all, merry Christmas to everyone,” Carr said. “That’s exactly what we need to be talking about. Don’t let what the Texans are doing, what I’m doing, ruin your Christmas. That’s the message I want to send out.”
I guess Carr was worried all that “war on Christmas” rhetoric was aimed at him.
Being a Geekly Blog We Prefer Not To Pick On The Geeks, But Here I Go
5 Comments Published by McBoing December 19th, 2006 in Media hackery, Technology, Humor, Work, DudesOne of the perks of working at Big Media Co. is free services. Free internet connection, free movies, free cable, free telephone. For someone making jack-shit-you-owe-us-a-dollar wages this is a mighty big benefit, not to mention that it helps with the porn sales:
“I understand that you didn’t mean to order Barnyard Bunnies: Taking […]
There were so many choices, and it was holiday time, and we just lost interest.
4 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen December 17th, 2006No one asked Time Magazine to crown a “person of the year” every year, so it’s OK if they’ve run out of ideas and just. fucking. stop.
Seriously, where do I print out my certificate of achievment?
There’s no such thing as a cheap swimsuit.
13 Comments Published by Kyso Kisaen December 16th, 2006 in Public ProcrastinationSo this finals week, I went to the gym a few times to work off some nervous energy. Since I had more than an hour to work with, I finally got a chance to go swimming. Now I love swimming, it is my least loathed form of exercise, but I haven’t done it […]
Michael Crichton is the new Shirley MacLaine
7 Comments Published by punkass marc December 16th, 2006 in Celebrity, "Science"I received an email this morn from friend and reader Quin addressing the whole Michael Crichton dust-up. I think it’s fabulous and worth sharing:
I just saw this and just felt the sudden urge to write you from my hotel room in Nagano, Japan, though it be past 3 in the morning and I have […]
Finals week is wrapping up, the weather is freakishly warm, and in China, the world’s tallest man has saved two dolphins.
BEIJING - The long arms of the world’s tallest man reached in and saved two dolphins by pulling plastic material out of their stomachs, state media and an aquarium official said Thursday.
All is well in […]
A time to pause and reflect on my lack of cohesiveness.
1 Comment Published by Kyso Kisaen December 13th, 2006 in MemesEnd of the year meme from Lauren:
1) Harken back to your archives.
2) Collect the first sentence you wrote every month for the whole year.
3) Entertain us.
December: WalMart reaches out and snags the “World’s Most Clueless Corporation” trophy right out of Northwest’s hands.
November:I was flipping through a fashion magazine some months ago as I waited for […]
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