Because, if you ask me, Daniel 9:21 sounds downright saucy:
Yea, whiles I was speaking in prayer, even the man Gabriel, whom I had seen in the vision at the beginning, being caused to fly swiftly, touched me about the time of the evening oblation.
Either that, or we’ve just discovered the first documented case of altar boy abuse. Thanks, random Bible verse generator! [h/t Michelle]