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A special Chuck Norris holiday mini-game

Chuck has a potpourri of good ole fashioned down-home talking points in his most recent column. For safe holiday fun for the whole family, find the word that does not mean what Chuck Norris thinks it means.

Answer here.

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5 Responses to “A special Chuck Norris holiday mini-game”

  1. Blitzgal says:
    December 21, 2006 at 1:55 pm

    Wow, check out the “special related offer” at the bottom of the page. It’s a book called “Raising Maidens of Virtue.” There is just so much going on with this column I don’t know where to begin. Doesn’t he know it’s so 1988 to be complaining about “latchkey kids” and their evil whore mothers who have the audacity to work?

  2. MikeEss says:
    December 21, 2006 at 2:00 pm

    Would that be “irreprehensible”? WTF? Is Chuck channeling GWB?…

  3. Kyso Kisaen says:
    December 21, 2006 at 2:41 pm

    Blitz – I’ve been trying to get that book forever, but I’m not willing to pay for it. No library I’ve ever had a card to has ever held it. Stacy MacDonald is a Ladies Against Feminism/Patriarchy Blogosphere regular.

  4. Adam says:
    December 21, 2006 at 8:52 pm

    I wonder if Max paid Norris a little bit on the side for this column.

    That is why I endorse and encourage some form of Internet sexual protection, such as Max Internet Predator Guard, Max Protect for Kids or Max Play filter for movies.

    If I was gonna use the phrase “such as” and follow it with a list, I might vary the items in the list. Or is Max the only company that makes “Internet sexual protection” products?

  5. Chris Clarke says:
    December 23, 2006 at 10:55 am

    Absent fathers are another contributor, as 40 percent of babies are born to unmarried women, compared to only 3.8 percent in 1940.

    I’d say Chuck doesn’t know what “unmarried” means, either.

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