Comments on: Why I (heart) Men’s News Daily

By: McBoing

McBoing — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 00:06:57 +0000

Fap. That’s funny.

By: Chris Clarke

Chris Clarke — Sat, 23 Dec 2006 04:35:55 +0000

Which means that the classic Christmas carol titled “Come, Let Us Adore Him,” has literally been changed to “Come, Let Us Abort Him.”

The classic Christmas carol is actually entitled “Come All Ye Faithful.” Lillpop wins the Chris Muir Memorial Getting Titles Completely Fucking Wrong Award.

Still, we totally have to write the rest of the lyrics to his alternate version.

By: norbizness

norbizness — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 19:31:58 +0000

It works better if you think of it like Mad or Cracked magazines.

By: Lya Kahlo

Lya Kahlo — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 17:13:36 +0000

“Or does she still owe it to him to fuck him so he can hate her for it? ”

I think you just won Showcase Showdown.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 13:04:53 +0000

Bwaaa-haaaa-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

My thoughts exactly.

By: junk science

junk science — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 02:40:39 +0000

But, I’m sure glad that I don’t have any daughters that might be looking at these skanks as role models…

God forbid he show some appreciation to Britney for providing him with fap material instead of insulting her. Or does she still owe it to him to fuck him so he can hate her for it?

By: MikeEss

MikeEss — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:49:50 +0000

“Bush is actually a bit too far to the left for some of them.”

Sad…sick…depressing…alarming…sad…

By: Kyso Kisaen

Kyso Kisaen — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:46:51 +0000

Someone on the site would blog it. Bush is actually a bit too far to the left for some of them.

By: MikeEss

MikeEss — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:44:55 +0000

I wonder how they would react if M*lkin, C*ulter, or the B*sh twins were involved in similar antics?…

Sorry, I guess that would be the B*sh (heh, heh) Twins…