Why I (heart) Men’s News Daily

Men’s News Daily is the news aggregator and blog that has all the hits!

Carey “Them womens is voting and they’re out of CONTROL!” Roberts:

But that turned out to be a Faustian pact. Because when it comes to women’s issues, it’s the rad-fems who pay the piper and call the tune. Suddenly the Grand Old Party found itself beholden to the dictates and whims of the National Organization for Women.

John “After these messages, we will return to hating Mexicans, already in progress” Lillpop:

Which means that the classic Christmas carol titled “Come, Let Us Adore Him,” has literally been changed to “Come, Let Us Abort Him.”

Oh, and by the way, Merry Christmas!

Denise “Not even I know what the hell I’m talking about” Noe (shit, I need to email her still):

Bolivar today is very different in many ways from the town in which BJ Dickerson grew up but the caring and hospitality of its people has remained constant. Hopefully, these characteristics will remain a part of the town of Bolivar as it continues to enjoy the current technological improvements and as it meets the challenges yet to come.

But the superstar of the last few days has been Robert Paul “I saw Spears’ labia and I can’t get it out of my mind” Reyes

Anyone with a modicum of decency would have kept a low profile after exposing her genitals to the entire world.

But the word “decency” is not in Britney’s lexicon. The shameless tramp continues to make the rounds of clubs — drinking and cavorting into the wee hours of the morning.

But like all sites where men go to be angry, eventually they must turn on each other - and that’s when the comment sections become comedy gold!

First, the set-up: what happens when the need to hate on the women conflicts with the need to see some more T&A?

I’m sorry, but the male in me just can’t condem any good looking woman who likes to expose herself..Go Skanks Go!

But, I’m sure glad that I don’t have any daughters that might be looking at these skanks as role models…

she IS a slut - it’s not name calling but ‘truth calling’.

I have to support the idea of Mr. Reyes here. As an old police force maxim said; If it walk like a duck, looks like a duck and quack like a duck, maybe because it’s a duck.

Next, Robert is cornered and begins commenting defensively:

reply to comment 13 by The Ranger:

I am as fed up as you with America’s silly celebrity culture. The reason I write so many essays about bimbos like Mariah Carey and Britney Spears is because bloggers can get away with telling it like it is. MSM columnists aren’t very likely to call Britney and Paris Hilton sluts.

Then, somewhere, a connection is made, a circuit is closed, and a light begins to dimly glow:

RPR, your essays about washed up pop divas are at odds with the rest of your agitprop. Islamic goons likewise fly into a sputtering rage at the sight of a woman not covered to their satisfaction. Your response is different only by degree…

If you are truly opposed to the “exposure” these women get, do the one thing they can’t stand: ignore them.

Which sets us up for the punchline (emphasis mine):

Islamic Goons going into hysterics because a devout Islamic woman has the temerity not to cover her face. I’m criticizing a slut for being a serial vagina flasher. A question of degrees? Sure, about 360 degrees.

There is one thing that celebrity skanks hate more than being ingnored, and that’s to be ridiculed.

Bwaaa-haaaa-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Oh, you can’t make shit like that up.

Get it? Here’s some help.

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9 Responses to “Why I (heart) Men’s News Daily”  

  1. 1 MikeEss

    I wonder how they would react if M*lkin, C*ulter, or the B*sh twins were involved in similar antics?…

    Sorry, I guess that would be the B*sh (heh, heh) Twins…

  2. 2 Kyso Kisaen

    Someone on the site would blog it. Bush is actually a bit too far to the left for some of them.

  3. 3 MikeEss

    “Bush is actually a bit too far to the left for some of them.”

    Sad…sick…depressing…alarming…sad…

  4. 4 junk science

    But, I’m sure glad that I don’t have any daughters that might be looking at these skanks as role models…

    God forbid he show some appreciation to Britney for providing him with fap material instead of insulting her. Or does she still owe it to him to fuck him so he can hate her for it?

  5. 5 Andrew

    Bwaaa-haaaa-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

    My thoughts exactly.

  6. 6 Lya Kahlo

    “Or does she still owe it to him to fuck him so he can hate her for it? ”

    I think you just won Showcase Showdown.

  7. 7 norbizness

    It works better if you think of it like Mad or Cracked magazines.

  8. 8 Chris Clarke

    Which means that the classic Christmas carol titled “Come, Let Us Adore Him,” has literally been changed to “Come, Let Us Abort Him.”

    The classic Christmas carol is actually entitled “Come All Ye Faithful.” Lillpop wins the Chris Muir Memorial Getting Titles Completely Fucking Wrong Award.

    Still, we totally have to write the rest of the lyrics to his alternate version.

  9. 9 McBoing

    Fap. That’s funny.

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