A time to pause and reflect on my lack of cohesiveness.
Published by Kyso Kisaen December 13th, 2006 in MemesEnd of the year meme from Lauren:
2) Collect the first sentence you wrote every month for the whole year.
3) Entertain us.
December: WalMart reaches out and snags the “World’s Most Clueless Corporation” trophy right out of Northwest’s hands.
November:I was flipping through a fashion magazine some months ago as I waited for Walmart to install new tires on my boyfriend’s car (please, I know. I’ve been having more success recently in getting him to spend his money elsewhere. It helps alot that their clothes are for crap.) and there was a whole section in the magazine devoted to stylish clothes you could buy at Walmart.
October: Jess at Bee Policy has a simple 6-question quiz to determine if the government will be just that into you in the near future.
September: Like nuts and gum, NASCAR and reality TV…together at last!
August: Remember when everyone just knew that all the good men were taken by the time you girls were thirty, so you’d better get married before your expiration date hits?
July: So I finally got to try out this Celebrity Face Match thing that is making the rounds, and I am utterly confused.
June: I’m back!
May: The European Union is about to have a new battery recycling law:
April: Domain names are hot, hot, hot again, and yet somehow punkassblog.com was still available for marc to grab before fleeing into the balmy internet night.
December: PZ links Twisty and extends (one of) her point(s) that ritualism is primitive and unnecessarily celebrated in our culture.
November: Via State of the Day, total failure in Iraq is upon us.
October: Just a sample of how easy it can be to market our liberalism…
September: I guess the NY Times is a little un-dead to me.
August: Fox News and little green mothballs are pimping coverage of North Korea and South Korea exchanging 8 bullets.
July: Also: -President Bush tongue-kissed Cheney’s secret gay lover in Prince’s hot tub!
June: Well, that was weird.
May: We can all agree that the Refuglycans are hurting like never before.
April: It must feel good to perch over a laptop and dish smarmy, myopic bullshit for a non-living.