I Hate Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise
Published by McBoing December 7th, 2006 in Punkass!, Celebrity, I Hate TomKat, Purposefully InflammatoryConsider this an experiment in search terms. We have a tradition to keep going:
I HATE TOMKAT. These two thankless souls couldn’t even remember to invite Oprah to their wedding. Can you believe that shit? Oprah! They even neglected to invite Oprah to their post-wedding party. Shit, I’ll bet even Jennifer Aniston was there.*
Cruise and Winfrey have been friends for many years, and Cruise made his infamous couch-jumping “I’m in love” speech regarding Holmes on the media mogul’s talk show last year.
Winfrey was noticeably left off the list to the November 18 ceremony in Bracciano, Italy — even though celebrities such as Jennifer Lopez and Jim Carrey, who are not known to be friends of Cruise or Holmes, were invited.
So, TomKat can invite people who aren’t even their friends to this fabulous Italian wedding, but leave the woman who televised Cruise’s couch-jumping (half-baked) PR stunt. Does Tom Cruise hate Oprah?
Not very classy, TomKat, and I hate you.
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* Speaking of Jennifer Aniston, did you hear about The Break Up? Yes, Aniston and Vince Vaughn have broken up. I say it’s time because she’s way too good for him.
Thanks Kyso!…
So, the TomKat child Suri: result of actual sex or judiciuous use of a turkey baster?…
Suri is adopted.
So the whole pregnancy thing was just for cover?…
Scientology is so sueing your ass.
Stirrer.
Anyway, I predict this thread will have few defences of TomKat, since nobody likes Tom.
Take bets: Which thread has more staying power?
Brangelina, obviously.
I LOVE TOMKAT SO MUCH. KATIE IS SO PRETTY AND ALMSOT SHORTER THAN TOM WIHC IS JUST PERFECT. SURI WILL BE PRETTIER THAN BRANGELINA”S BABY 4EVGR
Katie started with a pretty good reservoir of good will.
(Of course, so did Tom, but the scientology thing really drained that fast, especially after jumping on Oprah’s couch and the calling Brooke Shields crazy thing…)
I’m curious to see if they are able to make the scientology thing less weird, or if they are so Borg-ed they don’t see it anymore…?
Damn, I should have gone with the Aniston tip.
I’m still baffled as to why Brooke Shields attended that wedding, after what he said about her.
I’m also slightly distressed that I even know about any of this. These are valuable brain cells going to waste, here.
FUKK U KYSO I THINK THEY SUKK BUTTS BECAUSE I SAW MISHION IMPOSSIBLE 3 WHICH WAS STOOPID!!1lebbin11!
Katie Holmes is the most beautiful woman in America, maybe the world. But by the time Tom is through brainwashing her through that Scientology cult, she will be worthless if she doesn’t wise up and break away. I agree with you about Cruse, he sucks. I’ll never be able to watch another of his movies without remembering how stupid he has acted. Especially the way he caused the episode of South park to be pulled, because he coulldn’t take being laughed at.
He probably didn’t invite Ophray becasue he was afraid it would remind people of how stupid he acted jumping on her couch. He knew all the tv variety shows would be replaying that every time her picture was flashed if she attended the wedding.
Strategic concerns related to the promotion and protection of their religion seem to consume scientologists. I wonder if the way the wedding was handled and who was invited were governed by those concerns…
And Katie is beautiful, but then the really crazy ones always are…
The more important question is, was Rosie invited?
I wonder what leads a talented/beautiful person like Katie to chuck it all up and become Tom’s “trophy” to fend off Teh Gay.
Roofies and some “Manchurian Candidate”-style programming?…
I’m sure the prenup helps.
Wait!
You mean the prenup Tom gave Katie was coated with a mind control drug?
That explains a lot…
(it can’t be gettin’ “The LD” from Tom, right?…)
I didn’t have a thing against Kat until she married that sterile piece of crap. Maybe Suri is a Borg from one of their Scientology experiments. UUuggghhh… Tom is sooo full of himself, how can we not have had enough of him?!?!?!
WHAT THE FUCK?
SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE, WHAT’S THE BLOODY POINT?
YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAVE YOURSELVES FOR EACH OTHER, GET MARRIED AND THEN HAVE CHILDREN. NOT HAVE CHILDREN AND THEN GET MARRIED. CELEBRITIES LIKE THESE GIVE MARRIAGES AND THE PURE RELATIONSHIP OF A HUSBAND AND WIFE A BAD NAME.
OH, AND THEY THINK THEY’LL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
Is something up with comments? One of mine disappeared the other day, and this one first appeared last week.
fuck them. katie has married rich and is a brat. tom is pyscho
katie is in it for the fame and money. if tom cruise was not a movie star and rich, she would not be with him