when the status quo frustrates.

Whew. But does it still keep me sterile?

Cell phones (probably) don’t cause more tumors. Hooray! But here’s hoping that keeping one near the fellas still keeps that sperm count down.

Cingular: the lazy man’s vasectomy.

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2 Responses to “Whew. But does it still keep me sterile?”

  1. Fat Doug Lover says:
    December 6, 2006 at 9:36 am

    Your nice, warm laptop will probably do a better job.

  2. junk science says:
    December 6, 2006 at 8:01 pm

    It’s too bad eggs aren’t that easy to fry.

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