Today an old man called because he ordered an adult movie and it didn’t come through (no pun intended). I credited him the movie and then sold him a subscription to Cinemax.
He laughed to his friend: (overheard) Motherfucker sold me Cinemax. That’s a mutherfuckin’ salesman.
Did you miss me?
Yay, horay! It’s was getting so lonely here.
Did you tell him that he would get the same amount of sexifying for less money?
MCBOING! I was just talking about you. Good to have you back! 8^D