Pat My Back

Today an old man called because he ordered an adult movie and it didn’t come through (no pun intended). I credited him the movie and then sold him a subscription to Cinemax.

He laughed to his friend: (overheard) Motherfucker sold me Cinemax. That’s a mutherfuckin’ salesman.

Did you miss me?


3 Responses to “Pat My Back”  

  1. 1 Kyso Kisaen

    Yay, horay! It’s was getting so lonely here.

  2. 2 Amanda Marcotte

    Did you tell him that he would get the same amount of sexifying for less money?

  3. 3 JackGoff

    MCBOING! I was just talking about you. Good to have you back! 8^D

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