
This entry was posted on Thursday, November 16th, 2006 at 9:22 am and is filed under Punkass!, Asides. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

This entry was posted on Thursday, November 16th, 2006 at 9:22 am and is filed under Punkass!, Asides. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
The phrase, “Oh God, make me clay in your hands,” is not one I associate with going to church.
Praise Jesus! There’s one less area of human life that is untouched by religion! We are now that much closer to the Lord’s glorious return!
(Now we just need “Islam Mobile”, “Hebrew Mobile”, “Baptist Mobile”, “Hindu Mobile”, “Bhuddist Mobile”, “Shinto Mobile”, “Tao Mobile”…)
Anybody got any good plans for building a bunker in my backyard? I’m thinking I need to start getting ready…
Man, I kind of want this, especially if one of the “Saints of the day” will be my personal favorite, St. Fiacre, patron saint of French cab drivers and venereal disease!
What does it transubstantiate into?
For those times you don’t feel guilty enough.
Oh, this isn’t the first one. I found out the hard way when I got “slammed” by Lifeline, the pro-life phone company. Bleah.